bandy handy

The act of giving a handjob while wearing a bandaid on the hand in use.

Last night was wild. She pulled my pants down and gave me a bandy handy. It was a buzz light year bandaid. She took me to infinity and beyond.

by Jurassictuna November 18, 2020

Handy Special

A little handicap and a little special ed.

Stop being so Handy Special and read the directions.

by ShineBrite April 15, 2009

William handy

A william handy is when a handicapped male/female offers a homeless male the pleasure of partaking in the act of sexual intercourse with the help of a hand or foot as this act is taking place there is no contact to be made with the ball or the ritual will have to be repeated with extremely limited amount of force

Yo this vegetable is giving me a william handy

by Nigga nuts in my butt May 4, 2020

Dark Handy

The act of giving or receiving a handjob in a poorly lit area.

Joe: "Yo I'm goin to the movies with sarah."
Brian: "Gonna get some dark handy action?"
Joe: "If im lucky enough."
(later at the movies)
**fap, fap, fap**

by BigCol April 11, 2013

Handy Dan

A purple peanut shaped beaver with two faces that is a literal god.

All hail Handy Dan

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 17, 2023

Bench-Handy

Bench-Handy (noun)

The act of jerking someone off from behind while hiding underneath stadium bleachers, typically during a crowded sporting event. This act is usually not welcomed by the recipient. Similar to the reach-around.

"That homeless man under the bleachers just gave my 12 year-old son a bench-handy, I think I might join in on the fun!"

by sullivan.petrus February 21, 2013

handy ma'am

A Handy Ma'am is on par with a Handy Man. She may be handy in any variety of work. If something needs to be done well then get yourself a Handy Ma'am.

Example would be:
Handy Ma'am Massage
Handy Ma'am Roofing
Handy Ma'am Pet Care
Handy Ma'am Interiors

She is a handy ma'am if I ever saw one, like Rosie the Riveter.

by Handy Ma'am November 20, 2019