the liberal arts haircut

when one of ur girl friends goes to a liberal arts college and realizes the misogyny of the world and cuts off all her hair and probably starts wearing ugly glasses. May or may not dye her hair.

Angela went to Amherst and got the liberal arts haircut.

by rethtwtwhtrebngrnbgtr December 5, 2017

Joey lawrence haircut

When an elderly man shits into a bowl or helmet, and then proceeds to place it onto an underage teenage boy's head.

"Old Mr. Herbert gave christopher a joey lawrence haircut today. It was fucking rad!

by ExhumedSynner December 25, 2009

Murray County haircut

a shitty haircut that everyone that lives in Murray County, GA must recieve from the same barber. The hair must be cut very short everywhere but right in the front.

John: Woah man, you need to put a hat on

Chris: Why?

John: Your new haircuts awful, you have a Murray County haircut

by American Jumping Bean January 22, 2011

Get a Real Haircut

A universal insult that can be used in any situation. It will quell arguments and is the supreme insult.

Person 1: Your mum is a fat, smelly hooker!
Person 2: Get a real haircut!!
Person 1: Damn, I'm sorry. *Walks away saddened knowing they have just been burned*
burned

by Godow Nonmi October 31, 2010

rudi braun haircut

where your hair grows forwards on the side of your head. Your hair is more horizontile than vertical.

rudi braun is asian and has a rudi braun haircut

by my nipple hurts December 15, 2004

baby momma haircut

(Origin: early 2000s, slang, American) A female hairstyle, chopped much shorter in the back tapering to a progressively longer length toward the front of the head; usually worn by early 20s age white girls.

My bff got a baby momma haircut, then she got her nails did.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens January 8, 2015

Bad Haircut Day

A day starting with you looking to the mirror to see the face floating there really ugly. One of those days you don't wanna go out, with low self-esteem, when you feel all the people staring at you. Ever had a really unapealing haircut done by some blind a/o taste challenged "hairdresser"? Well, that's the feeling.

-What's happening to Joan? She barely spoke the whole afternoon. Is she OK?

Nah, she's just having a bad haircut day.

by Oroboro August 14, 2011