how's melbourne

A good way to get out of a sticky situation.

Person 1: "Do you want to go on a date?"
Person 2: "Um, I have a boyfriend."
Person 1: "How's Melbourne?"

by How'sMelbourne March 28, 2017

West Howe

An absolute fucking cesspit located between Poole and Bournemouth. It is recommend that you do not go here if you value your life and belongings. If England was a prison, West Howe would be the nonce section. Avoid at all costs.

Man 1: "Where do you live?"
Man 2: "West Howe"
Man 1: "I'm sorry"

"Little Jimmy just got West Howe'd"

by West Howe is shit January 14, 2019

The Howe Move

When a person (preferably a boy) randomly grabs the boobs of a girl he/she is currently talking to, in a feeble atempt to impress his/her friends.
Possibly pissing her off.

"Cal? Did John just do the howe move on that girl?"

by whsmedia December 9, 2008

how to vote

no seriously how to vote

me: how to vote
anyone:

by 7oSeven December 23, 2020

How is this man

A funny reddit meme that has some guy driving an invisible car with the text "HOW IS THIS MAN" at the top. How hilarious.

"How is this man" driving an invisilbe car???

by Slicee January 19, 2021

how no

Comes from 'kako ne' meaning 'how no' in Macedonian.
When in some sort of dispute where there is no chance the contrary can do what they are requesting.

Can I take the VLT out for a quick spin?

HOW NO! stay and watch the kids.

by simcheto November 3, 2009

How's tricks?

As others have stated, an informal greeting meaning "Hello, how are you?". But the true spelling should be Trix (with a capital T) because of its origin, which no one seems to know: It was (still) an informal greeting, started in the early 20th century; but the entire phrase was "How are Trixie and the kids?"... basically asking how one's family was doing. Trixie was short for Beatrix, or Beatrice (a popular female name of the era) and came to be known as slang for "the wife". Over time the phrase was shortened to simply "How's Trix?"

"Hey Rob, long time no see. How's tricks?" ... "Doing well Joe, thanks." (Incorrectly spelled there on purpose to satisfy UD - use Trix)

by DK1973 July 25, 2013