man hose

A penis, it usually always sprays cum around.

I used my man hose to put out the fire on her tits.

by I am Hitler July 30, 2019

bust a hose

the act of urinating for a man

Hurry up and get to a bathroom, I need to bust a hose.

by dom s November 17, 2007

hose rag

a dirty, loose taint that looks wrinkly like old people skin

Dude, your mom has done some serious "playtime" cause her vadge was such a hose rag

by steelmen21 August 04, 2010

nose hose

A "nose hose" is the flexible tube used to deliver forced air from a CPAP machine into the sleeping person's airway.

It is important to clean one's CPAP nose hose regularly to prevent unwanted CRAP buildup.

by ElCommissioner October 16, 2018

Nose hose

Noun: Not actually a real thing, but it appears to be located in the sinus cavities of toddlers and constantly blows out mucus at varying speeds.

When he was little, Shep’s nose hoses would always range from slow drip to geyser.

by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019

asshole hose

singer for buns n scrotums

sang the popular (on mtv) hit song "welcome to my bunghole"

Welcome to my bunghole baby,now you're gonna get AIDS!!!!!!

by Master Shake January 15, 2005

Hose nose

One who snorts cocaine frequently .

Hey ,that was my line, your such a hose nose joe.

by Dadgad September 29, 2014