hoodie rape

When your hoodie's zipper breaks when trying to take it off.

Man: HELP IM GETTING HOODIE RAPED!

by Depths of the Internet April 29, 2015

hoodie boy

a man with an uncircumcised penis

“Dude did you hear that Roger is a hoodie boy!”

by moominin June 19, 2019

black hoodie

A hoodie that is black

i just bought a new black hoodie

by echjbvqbriiufv May 6, 2018

Hoodie Weather

when the temperature is between a range of 32 degrees to 48 degrees fahrenheit of course.

Hey Frank, what are you doing wearing a coat? This is hoodie weather

by Henraldo4prez December 20, 2008

speer hoodie

an article of clothing which makes you a perma virgin

Hey, did you see that dude with a speer hoodie? What a fucking retard.

by im a memer August 7, 2021

Mauve Hoodis

A meglomaniacal rhythm guitarist, residing in Dallas.

Incorrect! The mauve hoodis is far superior to the brown hoodis in it's potentiate for the chromatic, pentatonic diminished seventeenth...

by Occasionally April 1, 2009

hoodie hoe

A female that keeps you around for personal gain.

"You were right. She was only talking to me cause I got ah car."

Exactly my nigga. She ah hoodie hoe

by PrinceFrieza April 9, 2015