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hawthorne heights

A shitty Emo/Screemo band from Ohio. One of the worst bands i've ever heard. Seriously, I would rather listen to the sound of a dying goat mixed with an endless loop of a George bush's State of the union speach than this shitty band.
I didn't have any toilet paper so i wiped my ass with a brand new hawthorne heights cd.
by gtfuytu September 19, 2005
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hawthorne

Hawthorne NY- working or middle class hamlet in westchester ny. next to valhalla, thornwood, white plains, elmsford, sleepy hollow, and pleasantville. mainly white trash kids and some hispanic kids. rivals with pleasantville and valhalla.
I live in hawthorne.
by Mike003 July 10, 2007
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Anne Hathaway

A.A beautiful, talented actress with enormous chocolate brown eyes and beatiful pouty lips. (Princess Diaries, Ella Enchanted, Brokeback Mountain) Also, living proof that brunettes are prettier than blondes.

B. William Shakespear's wife's name
Anne Hathaway played the part of Anne Hathaway in Shakespear's biography.
by fags-in-the-shower April 9, 2006
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hawt

When one has a high temperature that is caused by extensive sexual behavior.
As Alice and I lay together after making sweet sweet love I felt her head and discovered she was really hawt.
by Aengus May 15, 2008
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Hawthorne Heights

A phrase used in analogies to suggest that one thing is abysmal, untalented, lame, bunk, or a combination of the former.

Etymology: Comes from the horrible emo band Hawthorne Heights, perhaps the most untalented group in the 21st century.
Ex 1. Whew! I'm glad that show is over. That band sucked as badly Hawthorne Height's!

Ex 2. (after seeing an ugly girl) Friend: Watch out, broseph! You have a Hawthorne Heights coming your way.
by MotherEarthFracker November 12, 2006
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hawthorne heights

Emo band, with backing screamo vocals. Very, very good emo band, helped me cope with depression and family problems.
"So, cut my wrists, and black my eyes... So I can fall asleep tonight, or die... Because you killed me, you know you do you killed me well, you like to do it I can tell."

hawthorne heights
by Pwn Biscut December 24, 2007
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hawthorne heights

A pretty good emo band, but why in the hell is MTV playing Ohio is for Lovers?? MTV is not supposed to play emo bands!!! The only rock they play is crappy stuff like good charlotte and simple plan, where did they hear about hawthorne heights?? it is NOT MTV music!
Get Hawthorne Height's "The Silence in Black and White", its good music!
by rainynights447 July 31, 2005
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