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Harold Handelmann

Sometimes a guy's best friend, sometimes his only friend. Almost always in competition with his neighbor Lefty Lubbercock. Known to his buddies as Harry Hand at all circle parties.
The air was cold around his date at the Hawaiian summer luau . He was happy to meet up with Harold Handelmann soom after he dropped her off at her parents place.
by DafunkyWERDman May 20, 2018
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Harold

The person who belongs to Boo Bear
Person A: Did you see Harold's tweet?
Person B: Was it this one? 'everyone has a titanic moment for the first time'?
Person A: Yes, of course
by Lynxxh April 4, 2021
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Harold's Father

A strong and handsome man that loves spending time with his son Harold The Gorilla.
I love Harold's Father, He's so strong and Handsome
by Harold's Father January 25, 2022
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Harold

Harold is a pain in the but he has a disgusting taste in girls and is mean and annoying and most Harold's are gay
Boy1: wow that guy looks so gay!
Boy2: yeah it’s probably Harold!
by Harold_gayKid788 May 31, 2020
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William “Harold” Johnson

aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).
This WilliamHaroldJohnson is a real cuck.
by H.R. Wells. July 9, 2018
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Harold parker

Harold parker is a popular gay cruising location located in North andover. Lots of excitement can be found in the trails or its parking lots if you know what to look for.
Hey man want to meet me at harold parker. Yes i have been looking for a good fuck
by china1234 December 2, 2021
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Finnian Harold Andrews

The act of pretending to be a specific age and another gender to be with someone like, then, when you break up, to lie about your information, and say you are older, when you are infact younger.
I want to be just like Finnian Harold Andrews!
by TOOLBEAT July 18, 2025
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