guytem

Easier term to use when referring to girls wearing guy clothes.
Most of the time, the items worn are from stores such as Urban Outfitters (Note: usually cardigans, flannels, hats, etc.)

Looks pretty good when worn properly.

Guy: Aw wow chiclet! You sure know how to pull off men's clothes!!
Girl: Thanks. This is probably one of my best guytems.

by Valgina May 29, 2008

Guyceps

When a girl has jacked arms, similar to a man's.

That girl has wicked guyceps!

by ti6969 March 3, 2010

guyke

A man who likes to spend time socializing with lesbians; the male equivalent of a fag hag.

Michael is such a guyke! He'd rather spend time with Dawn and Cheryl than with the guys.

by outwriter July 11, 2010

guyfocals

A crazy thing that can happen with a group of guys get drunk and plays a prank on the person that passes out first.These glasses have no lens or rim,semen only.

A huge circle jerk is performed on the person that is passed out,then they spooge all over that persons eyelids.When that person wakes up,their eyelids are glued shut and therefore they have their guyfocals on.

Tom was wearing his guyfocals after freddie and the boys spooged on his face last night.

by tommygotfingered February 23, 2011

Guymen

The extended virginity for the male of the species. "Breaking the Guymen" is the term for loss of said virginity.

Dude finally broke his guymen, everyone thought he was going to star in 40 y/o virgin II.

by Baldyeaglehead April 19, 2011

Guyversion

When someone uses their male friend to divert the attention of a girls boyfriend away from her, making it easier to move in and hit on her.

Opposite of Cock Block.

Joey, that girl is smoking hot, but she has a boyfriend. Go and ask him some question to create a guyversion for me. That way I can talk to her.

Also see Macguyversion

by Rmistiff December 7, 2011

Guyzee

A loud-mouthed dick who lives in an imaginary world where it is not only popular, but is also extremely sexually attractive. In reality, it has long since pissed off all his friends except for the ones who are just as delusional as it is and 99% of girls look upon it with pity and mild amusement most of the time except when the Guyzee is attempting to grab the nearest object he can get a hold of and shove it in her ass. A Guyzee is usually recognisable by it's distinctive walk which can only be describes as a gorilla with a stick up it's asshole and a basketball between its knees while holding it's arms as if it were an action man with fixed elbows. If you get close enough you will be able to smell the bullshit which comes from the mouth at frequent, regular intervals.

Girl : Who's this dickhead, he's walking around like a gorilla with a stick up it's asshole and a basketball between its knees while holding it's arms as if it were an action man with fixed elbows.

Guy : Oh shit that's Guyzee quick keep your back against the wall he's got a cucumber.

by ILOVETOEATCATCHEESE977 November 6, 2012