Guyzee 

A loud-mouthed dick who lives in an imaginary world where it is not only popular, but is also extremely sexually attractive. In reality, it has long since pissed off all his friends except for the ones who are just as delusional as it is and 99% of girls look upon it with pity and mild amusement most of the time except when the Guyzee is attempting to grab the nearest object he can get a hold of and shove it in her ass. A Guyzee is usually recognisable by it's distinctive walk which can only be describes as a gorilla with a stick up it's asshole and a basketball between its knees while holding it's arms as if it were an action man with fixed elbows. If you get close enough you will be able to smell the bullshit which comes from the mouth at frequent, regular intervals.

Girl : Who's this dickhead, he's walking around like a gorilla with a stick up it's asshole and a basketball between its knees while holding it's arms as if it were an action man with fixed elbows.

Guy : Oh shit that's Guyzee quick keep your back against the wall he's got a cucumber.

Guyzee by ILOVETOEATCATCHEESE977 November 6, 2012

guyzer 

a term used to describe your most chilling of all your boys. Your "guyzer" is only used to describe a select few of your friends that you truely trust, appreciate, back, and want to associate youself with.

"I said yooo guyzer, what are you saying tonight? You wanna chill down at the spot?"

"How are you guyzer, your looking good today ;)"

guyzer by Katzilla January 18, 2006

gurzeen 

literally the coolest person you will ever meet. sexy person yeah.

woah! hey look its gurzeen! cool! im cumming!

gurzeen by arminnn February 28, 2021

gayzee 

gay+crazy=gayzee

Look at that guy running and swishin' all around in his Prada loafers lookin' all gayzee.

gayzee by azbankr February 24, 2014

Geyzeer 

The term “Geyzeer” describes a sexual finishing action.

Just before the male party cums, he sticks his penis into the female party’s right nose, and his cum will squirt out from the left nose, causing a good old “Geyzeer” effect.
Only to be used by advanced users.

Oh mate I gave her a proper “Geyzeer” last night, she loved it :)))))

Geyzeer by Sterling0x1 December 18, 2017

Guyzer 

A truly nice guy with no bad intentions. Things may not always go as Guyzer plans, but with everything Guyzer does, he means well.

Comedy is a big part of Guyzer. He always tries to make people smile and laugh even when things aren’t going well, even if those things are his own misdoings.

It’s always nice to have a Guyzer around.

A Guyzer is a truly nice guy with no bad intentions.

Guyzer by John Becks January 16, 2022

guyzer 

a guy you want to have hot gay butt sex with

man that dude really looks like a guyzer

guyzer by johnsmith65 July 7, 2021