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guyfocals

A crazy thing that can happen with a group of guys get drunk and plays a prank on the person that passes out first.These glasses have no lens or rim,semen only.

A huge circle jerk is performed on the person that is passed out,then they spooge all over that persons eyelids.When that person wakes up,their eyelids are glued shut and therefore they have their guyfocals on.
Tom was wearing his guyfocals after freddie and the boys spooged on his face last night.
by tommygotfingered February 23, 2011
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guynocallogist

A physician specializing in the treatment of young women whose dream-boys are lax about getting back to them on the phone.
High school guidance-counsellor: A sizeable portion of the tearful students who seek my advice are "neglected" teen girls, so to lighten my workload and assure that I'll be able to assist as many alumni as possible, I always keep the local guynocallogist on speed-dial, so that I can quickly/effortlessly refer these cases to him.
by QuacksO March 28, 2019
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