gummer

a lady prostitute who is over 70 years old

are you hurtin for a gummer?

by rob January 21, 2004

Gumbee

Defined as a Farmer or someone with the intelligence of a pea

(forest gump) not think but giddy

by Jamie Down November 16, 2004

Gumbarlz

to look rediculus, a guy who is gumby and likes to play RuneScape and is hairy and ugly. and also dopey, and has trouple playing RuneScape because of parents.

hourse teeth on a human = Gumbarlz

by RandomPerson Killer February 28, 2010

gummer food

1. Anything you can slurp through a straw;

2. Food you find in a nursing home;

3. Anything you don't need teeth to eat;

4. Gunk; 5. Sloppy joes 6. Soup;

7. Anything that mimics food that can be eaten at the senior center.

The dentist said I should eat gummer food for a few days.
My wife eats gummer food all the time.
The baby is off of gummer food and we have switched to solid foods.
Grandpa lost his false teeth and has to eat gummer food

by Sm_Bruner December 8, 2013

gudbergur

is a fucking legend

I fucking love Gudbergur
Omg same

by gubbikul August 29, 2019

gubernaculum

someone who swerves recklessly off of a dirt road into a stranger's yard and runs over 2 porcelain chickens then stomps gas and gets the hell out of there. Don't ask. It actually happened.

yer mom

by Identity Crisis May 7, 2003

gubernatorial

Spitting at night.

He hacked a loogy last night. It was so goobernacternal. Thus: gubernatorial.

by UberGeek September 20, 2003