gnomes homes is the Magic Mushie Munchers name for hallucinogenic mushrooms. Especially in reference to Gold Top Magic Mushrooms, which luckily enough for us grow in huge abundance in cattle growing areas of Australia's tropical and temperate regions.
About an hour after eating around half a kilo of gold top magic mushrooms, in a very tasty 6 egg omelette, I began tripping in a brilliantly coloured world of Gnomes in their incredibly psychedelic village. It had heaps of shops and cars and hippie looking gnomes. But most of all there was hundreds of magic mushies with doors and windows in the stalks and tops.Plus there were lots of gnomes laying about outside their mushroom homes in hammocks, or lounging about sleepily on mattresses, casually smoking bongs and joints. I had a fantastic time laughing and joking with these amazing little people, who told me that yes, it's quite true that magic mushies are indeed gnomes homes. The gnomes said that they would like to say thanks and congratulations to all the cows in Australia, and the World, that produce all the cow shit that allows the gnomes homes to keep growing forever more. The gnomes said they are really happy to supply their excess gnomes homes to people like me who love using gnomes homes to "get off their fucking faces !"
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Get the Gomez mug.Corn gnome(s) is a single gnome or a group of gnomes that live in your colon. They take the chewed up corn out of your poop and put it back in your poop; in whole kernels.
Lore has it that they do it for a more festive bowel moving experience.
Lore has it that they do it for a more festive bowel moving experience.
You had corn on the cob last night, you remember chewing your food well but there is whole kernels of corn in your poop; "it was the corn gnomes."
You haven't ate corn in almost a week but, you have whole kernels of corn in your poop; "it was the corn gnomes". They keep some stashed away, so when you haven't ate corn in a while they have something to do when they get bored.
You haven't ate corn in almost a week but, you have whole kernels of corn in your poop; "it was the corn gnomes". They keep some stashed away, so when you haven't ate corn in a while they have something to do when they get bored.
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Gysgt: What the Fuck were you thinking Martin!
Lcpl: I wasn't thinking, Garden Gnome...
Gysgt: Did you just call me a FUCKING GARDEN GNOME?!?!
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Gysgt: Did you just call me a FUCKING GARDEN GNOME?!?!
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I'm failing geometry!
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