Greasy Taquito

A greasy taquito is when a man discretely tucks his penis inside his ass crack then proceeds to shove it in his lover's fellatio expecting mouth.

The divorce was pretty ugly. The bitch got the house and the kids, but I gave her a greasy taquito!

by Jeffronius August 30, 2006

anal grease

Diarrhea;
see also doo doo butter

when you are running form the police and you feel that anal grease: Diarrehea

by Earl G. October 25, 2004

Greased Jesus

Something (or someone) either super awesome, super sexy, or super ... greasy

"He was so greasy that he slid right off the cross and into our hearts"

"Greased Jesus is on my side tonight"

"That hat is ugly, and she paid 40 dollars for it. It's ridiculous. Greased Jesus would not approve."

"He sneaks around your room at night...except he just sort of slides around on the floor...unfortunately, he's too greasy to do much.

by marmar216 May 19, 2009

Greasy

Slang popularised by the tv programme Trailer Park Boys, occasionally used in Canada's Maritime provinces. Used to describe an activity/event engaged in which, if generally known to others, would bring shame and/or ridicule from peers. To do something that generally is considered immoral, dishonest, or illegal.

Randy: I banged Lucy and knocked her up, no big deal.

Barb: Ugh, that was you? Greasy!

by Way she goes July 25, 2010

greasy anime nigger

a person that is addicted to anime and does not like to take showers. several people have started to call people this, usually to white wannabe school shooters/drug dealers due to @jayus.x on instagram. this kid really just thought of this in under five seconds to give her fbf friend a nickname in a gc. "greasy anime nigger" doesn't even really mean anything, it's just a new insult and something you'd say to confuse people. or to get suspended.

Ew shut up you greasy anime nigger. Get a job, rumpleforeskin.

by meme goddess May 22, 2016

Grease Team

A group of males who successfully pick up women on a consistent basis. They strive to seduce the most beautiful of women, but as the night wears on they tend to lower their standards. If a member of a Grease Team hooks up with an unattractive girl, his "Greasiness" level rises.

"Dude, did you see Taylor last night? He was SOOOO greasy!

I know, man! He hooked up with such a grenade! Grease Team for life!"

by Im_Dong_McBq April 25, 2011

greaser

a person who dresses in rockabilly fashion and styles his hair in a pompdour or other tall retro hairstyle with a petrolium based pomade, such as seen in the movies: grease, the outsiders, westside story, rebel without cause, etc

1:the greaser went to the diner to cruise for some really keen chicks

by vincent vega May 7, 2003