Greg!

Great and amazing guy but when drunk he likes football player sized women. He might possibly have the worst beer goggles ever but i love him. And his weenis.

Greg! says "you have a beautiful name, now make out with my black friend, ho."

by stank ass ho May 9, 2010

greg

a awesome guy with godly hands and who is always right

wow that kids a greg
that greg is way better then taylor

by ge1012 February 26, 2011

greg

greg

greg 1: greg
greg 2: greg

by greg 2 June 9, 2019

Gregged

When someone suffers premature party-lation - gets smashed waay too early and passes out before the main event that they have been waiting for.

Hey what happened to greg ?

He smashed three pints, smoked too much weed and passed out at the back of the gig before neurosis even started playing. Totally gregged it !

by mamacassmetal October 8, 2018

Gregged

To suddenly and unintentionally be kidnapped into the service of a polish man for an unknown length of time (not sexually)

I just got gregged
I'm going to get gregged
I will get gregged this afternoon

by Aikaa desu May 15, 2023

gregged

A person is gregged if they are both excessively drunk, and acting in a comically inappropriate manner.

We tried to keep him away from the naked people in the spa, but he was gregged.

by They all laughin' March 28, 2009

A Greg

A Greg is Greg!
Greg is gym!
Greg is alpha!
Greg is Greg!
Greg likes Gregs!
A Greg want everyone to be Greg!
A Greg don’t like a non-Greg!
Greg is better!

Beta: Did you take you creatine?
A Greg: No... I took my Greg Supplements.

by CaptainMorgan101 May 5, 2022