grandma comment

When someone tries to indirectly guilt you into doing something they want with a single depressing comment and without actually asking.
"Well I could easily make my appointment if I only had a CAR or if SOMEONE could give me a ride."
"Nice grandma comment, I'll give you a ride"

"Wow you have chicken nuggets? Gosh, I wish I had a chicken nugget."
"Ok, have a nugget, grandma commentor."

"It snowed so bad last night I can't even get the mail because the driveway isn't even shoveled and my back hurts so bad!"
"I guess since you dropped a grandma comment, I'll shovel for you."
by Teekums February 02, 2017
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grandma bubbles

grandma bubbles is probably in her late sixties. but don’t let her age fool you! she is super cool and might have a slight addiction to candy and sweets! she believes that one diet Pepsi a day keeps the doctor away. she is usually sadly mistaken. grandma bubbles probably has many nicknames, one which might be bubz! and with any grandma bubbles will come with great responsibility and power! her back is more than likely 50/50 but her personality is 100/100! she’s too gorgeous for her own good! she is very sweet and probably still owes her grandchildren money. anyone who meets her will love grandma bubbles and her powerful, exotic, out of this world, and adventurousness personality! never let a grandma bubbles get away from you. you WILL regret it for the rest of your life and then pass the regret on for generations.
do you know anyone named “grandma bubbles?”

no but i bet her sexiness is too powerful to handle!
by coolperson800 June 30, 2020
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white grandma

pinches your cheeks, makes bomb mashed potatoes, probably racist
by totesem November 28, 2017
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grandma driver

hands at 10 & two on the steering wheel and hunched over to see out the windshield
Chris Craig is a grandma driver when he goes on roadtrips
by dictionarious December 09, 2008
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Grandma Muff

It's self explanatory. An old woman's vagina. Originated from South Park's "It's a Jersey Thing"
Those panties make me look like I have a grandma muff
by ScUmFoX October 17, 2010
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Wades Grandma

wades grandma is the sexiest GILF in the history of man kind. it is roumered that when she sits down you can hear sea lions applauding and the waves breaking against her thighs. it is also stated as a fact that she takes so many loads into her soaking vagina that she has had a revolving door fitted to her thighs.
have you seen Wades Grandma.. what a GILF
by Kill3rkrok November 30, 2012
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Grandma Noma

1. The greatest lady in the world according to some!!
2. A style of shooting a basketball, similar to a "granny shot". In which the ball seldom makes it in the basket.
1. Tim loves his Grandma Noma!

2. "Did you see Tim shoot for Grandma Noma?"
"Yes, I thought he was gonna make it this time."
by jiggalove May 11, 2005
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