Gopher

Grade a douche bag.

Ryan Scott is a gopher.

by cutiewitabootie5436 December 28, 2010

gophed

to lollygag or procrastinate in going to your destination, often heading in the opposite direction

he gophed his way to class

by Nicolas Sauervato December 29, 2007

Gopher wiping

When you go to wipe after taking a dump and shit gets all over your fingers.

Did you smell that shit in the bathroom? That dude must have been gopher wiping.

by red3rsty January 4, 2008

Gopher

Somebody who annoys people and spam texts them the word fort, he has no life and spends all his time on fortnite

Me out with friends,

Gopher: get on fort
Me: I’m outside,

Gopher: idc use somebody’s phone and play fortnite mobile.

by Botboy96 July 15, 2019

Nameless Gopher

A tennis playing Gopher who plays guitar in his free time. Unfortunately, he's nameless because some Stupid Jaguar couldn't find a better adjective. His arch nemesis is the one and only Señor Piérre Lé Cœúr. Nameless Gopher and Slick Chicken are the only two opposing forces to Señor Lé Cœúr and the only way to fight is a Legend of Koizumi style tennis match. Also as a side note, Nameless Gopher speaks 4 languages and can curse in atleast 4 more.

If we wait around the tennis courts long enough while playing guitar with Slick Chicken we're sure to find Nameless Gopher soon.

by Señor Piérre Lé Cœúr November 24, 2011

Colon gopher

A turd that is poking its head out of ur ass.

I have to drop this colon gopher before I shit my pants. "I have skid marks in my under Roos from that colon gopher poking his head out"

by Wildginerminer May 30, 2015

Aman goheer

someone that is straight up retarded

why do you keep getting moved in class your acting like Aman goheer

by sdfhm September 19, 2018