goober

a horny bastard

You are such a goober, go take a cold shower!!!

by Lizzy May 12, 2003

Goober

Ugly, tall, lanky male. Often has pimples the size of South Africa and a disgusting protruding mouth (and gonorrhea).

Boy 1: I know you've never hooked up with anyone, you're too ugly!
Goober: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

by Reid Parker May 15, 2004

Goober

1. A fat or unattractive person.
2. Someone highly annoying and/or stupid.

"That fools a straight goober"
"Damn that girl's hella ugly. She's a goober."

by Euless November 14, 2007

goober

a word use as an expression when you totally lack good vocabulary and are a total dork:)

I think you are a goober!

by Lorisita November 09, 2003

Goober

also known as Carrie, as defined by Ashley

man...that goober has really big boobs

by matt January 28, 2004

goober

one how no one likes; the butt of all jokes

Blair and David are the biggest goobers at ARGS

by the cool one from surry May 13, 2005

goober

word established by Perry, describing my brother.

Your brother is a goober.

by marjuana December 23, 2004