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anal golf

Involves two people. One to be the hole on the green and the other (the golfer) to try and putt the ball up the receivers arse.
Bob bent over as he prepared to play anal golf with Jenni.

Jenni would like to play anal golf with Bob.
by Bruce_au March 26, 2008
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bar golf

A fun, challenging, often vomit-inducing college sport. The rules are simple. Players travel to 18 bars (the front and back 9 may be played on separate nights), and an hour (or half-hour if you want to make it intense) is allotted for each bar. Teams of 1 lady and 1 gentlemen are set up and score cards are distributed. Par is set ahead of time for each bar and you must drink to reduce strokes. Different drinks can be valued differently (i.e., a beer= -1 stroke, singles= -2, doubles= -3, long islands= -4, etc). Puking yields a +5 penalty. Golf attire is mandatory.
Bar One (Par 5): Joe drinks a long island iced tea (-4) and Sally drinks a double sprite and vodka (-3). Total: -7 + 5 = -2.
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Bar Nine (Par 4): Joe and Sally decide bar golf is the most brutal game they've ever played.
by johnslegg April 19, 2009
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golf clap

A quiet clap appropriate for a golf course. On fark.com, implies a certain level of sarcasm in the applause.
He wanted us to be impressed. I showed him just how impressed I was with the golf clap.
by Lady Csyde January 7, 2004
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Mini Golf

Sex act. The use of the shaft of the penis as a tool to slap or 'putt' the testicles -- generally in the direction of an anus. Either ones own, or a lovers.
Oh Yea, that's good. Just like that. Now grab my dick and let's play mini golf.
by A Replicant June 29, 2017
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Sweedish Golf

you are having sexual intercourse and you put a golfball in the girls ass ram it in with your cock, then knee in the stomach to see how far she shits it out
Guy 1: yo i gave my girlfriend last night the sweedish golfball

Guy 2: no way how far did it go

Guy 1: 3 inches
by jjpunksk8r March 22, 2010
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GOLF/14

GOLF/14 is ofter associated with the artist Tyler, The Creator and his brand's GOLF WANG or GOLF le FLEUR*.
It doesn't stand for anything specific nor a single thing, It's simply a term used by Tyler himself and his fans to identify each other and is often used on social media like Twitter or Instagram
Person 1: Yo GOLF/14
Person 2: You like Tyler?
Person 1: Hell yeah
by GOLFLEFLEUR April 24, 2020
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rude golfing

Someone who is exceptionally rude about a topic, especially when regarding the American sport golfing.
person 1: Hah! you missed that hole in one
person 2: Oh, stop rude golfing
by rudegolfer87 April 21, 2022
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