Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk

To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.

I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.

by oneequalszero September 5, 2006

Sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.

Really, really hot and sweaty.

Man, I'm sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.

by ibbjamin June 22, 2007

o rly gerbil

an animated GIF of a gerbil turning his head and saying O RLY?
funny as hell

Random Dude:You seen the pic of the O RLY gerbil?
Fat Guy:Oh yeah i did that shit was funny.

by Bobkiller March 30, 2008

Gerbil Offender

When you really love gerbils.

Girl:look at the cute gerbils
Man:I wanna touch the gerbils.

Girl: nu

Man:is touching gerbils
FBI: OPEN UP!!

Gerbil offender

When you offended a Gerbil.

by I_got_a_rat_in_my_ass February 21, 2021

Gerbil Gliding

Verb action A Group of friends (2 or more) bend over in a knee and hand position and push out the lubed gerbil out of the anus. (After lubing said gerbil and inserting into anus) The furthest distance wins.

Kyle, Lyle, and I lubed the gerbils and bent over and squeezed. Kyles' gerbil went the furthest as he won the competition. The gerbil gliding competition was complete.

by Darkerone March 20, 2025

Gerbil girdle

Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.

You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?

by Dump truck January 24, 2017

Gerbil Gargler

The act of placing 6 gerbils into a woman's vagina and pressing on her lower abdomen to shoot them into your mouth while performing cunnilingus.

Last night I took Big Jill back to the trailer and gave her a Gerbil Gargler

by ClitRipper1500 April 30, 2025