Gunch

A slang term for ejaculatory fluids, particularly sperm.

"What are you having for lunch?"
"Did you just say gunch?"
"Dude, gross."

by SmashBrother4 April 19, 2016

Gunch

To strike, or be stuck in the testicals.

When Timmy piched the baseball at Fred, Fred swung too high and was gunched.

by Stuart Funk December 25, 2007

Grunch

An annoying ass hoe who needs to learn how to mind her business, She always needs to find out everything about everyone one and if she doesn't she will absolutely find a way how.

Girl 1: I can't tell you or I will literally be killed.

Girl 2: No its fine-

Grunch: YoU CaN TeLl MeEEeEeE!

Girl 1: I really cant-

Grunch: I PrOmIsE I wOnT TeLl AnYOnEeE!!!

by Nahas_Walking_on_a_dream69 December 19, 2019

grunch

The sound your car makes when it's too low and you pull too far forward into a parking spot, hitting parts of the undercarraige on the curb.

I pulled in too far and grunch! My <insert name of small Asian car> grunched on the curb.

by thlayli February 1, 2003

gaucher

In Quebec, a gaucher(left hander) is an amp for the majority of the people of the Lac St-jean because left hander are rare almost unique. When you see one you can say OMGWTFBBQ so much they are rare.

If you have a gaucher in your team, you will feel like if you have a gay behind you and you drop you soap.

by KinomaMonaki December 13, 2008

Gunch

The worst of the worst. The lowest of the low. Absolute scum. Can be replaced with the phrase "Gunch Muncher".

"You're literal gunch, man."
"Shut up, you gunch muncher."

by coldfingers October 17, 2017

Grunchie

Grumpy and punchie!

Some dumb person decided to wake me up while I was sleeping pleasantly and so for the rest of the day I was down right grunchie!

by Ella Marie Balsamo January 20, 2009