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Garfield

THE SON, FATHER, AND HOLY GHOST ALL IN ONE, HE IS GOD HIMSELF. ALL HAIL THE FAT CAT
GARFIELD IS GOD, CHANGE MY MIND, I DARE YOU
by I am Asian, you disappoint December 15, 2021
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The Garfield Effect

when you feel tired and off purely because it's a monday
Person: Aw man I'm suffering from The Garfield Effect today
Person2: Oh dude that sucks
by vimwit March 1, 2021
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Garfield

The fat cat that is a lord and is fatter than Koolaidman Garfield is also defied as a mountain
Hey Garfield got up from his winter hybernation
by I don’t eat Duck September 7, 2022
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Garfield

garfield is god
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Garfield

A lazy man or boy. Someone who is cowardly. A male pussy. A pushover.
Tim has been acting like such a Garfield lately he just lets everybody walk all over him.
by Plato Duque April 23, 2022
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Owen Garfield

A boy who loves his friends very much
Friend- Man Owen Garfield loves his friends
by Owen Garfield May 28, 2019
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Joe Garfield

Used in school culture to describe a person who cannot stop themselves from doing an extra 46 lengths of butterfly stroke in the pool. They also sit by themselves in language classrooms as they make jokes to themselves in German.
What are you doing after school? Ugh, don’t tell me you have swimming again.’

‘Yes of course I do, I am Joe Garfield!’
by pectore September 29, 2022
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