Garfield

THE SON, FATHER, AND HOLY GHOST ALL IN ONE, HE IS GOD HIMSELF. ALL HAIL THE FAT CAT

GARFIELD IS GOD, CHANGE MY MIND, I DARE YOU

by I am Asian, you disappoint December 15, 2021

The Garfield Effect

when you feel tired and off purely because it's a monday

Person: Aw man I'm suffering from The Garfield Effect today
Person2: Oh dude that sucks

by vimwit March 1, 2021

Garfield

The fat cat that is a lord and is fatter than Koolaidman Garfield is also defied as a mountain

Hey Garfield got up from his winter hybernation

by I don’t eat Duck September 7, 2022

Garfield

god

garfield is god

by fasjhftuiwhywwthjthkelaadfh May 18, 2019

Garfield

A lazy man or boy. Someone who is cowardly. A male pussy. A pushover.

Tim has been acting like such a Garfield lately he just lets everybody walk all over him.

by Plato Duque April 23, 2022

Owen Garfield

A boy who loves his friends very much

Friend- Man Owen Garfield loves his friends

by Owen Garfield May 28, 2019

Joe Garfield

Used in school culture to describe a person who cannot stop themselves from doing an extra 46 lengths of butterfly stroke in the pool. They also sit by themselves in language classrooms as they make jokes to themselves in German.

‘What are you doing after school? Ugh, don’t tell me you have swimming again.’

‘Yes of course I do, I am Joe Garfield!’

by pectore September 29, 2022