Tom: "I'm so garfield right now bruh, like you don't even know"
Jack: "Bro quit playing, I'm so garfield I could eat 5 lasagna's"
Matt: "You garfield bro?"
Jack: "Bro quit playing, I'm so garfield I could eat 5 lasagna's"
Matt: "You garfield bro?"
by soGarfieldBruh October 1, 2014
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Get the garfield gooner mug.They are meant to be. Izzybella does not care if he’s 38. Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-Man 😮 💨
“IZZYBELLA HAS A CRUSH ON ANDREW GARFIELD!”
Izzybella says “oh yea I do 😮 💨”
“Izzybella and Andrew Garfield are superior together”
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by Yesurmomsuncle February 11, 2022
Get the Izzybella and Andrew Garfield mug.just like the good old busby fandom owners, kiara is andrew garfield’s certified quint owner. she rightfully claimed this spot and it can NOT be shared. anyone who tries to take andrew garfield’s current and only quint owner’s place has a fate of going 100000 years to prison. a part from getting a nice busby fandom canceling ofc.
person 1: did you see someone claimed to be andrew garfield’s quint owner?
person 2: no way!! that’s kiaras spot only
person 2: no way!! that’s kiaras spot only
by andrewgarfieldspotbrownie February 18, 2022
Get the andrew garfield’s quint owner mug.A buff version of the lovable orange cat Garfield, that is known to many, including me, as the strong creator of our universe. Also has a 10-inch shlong.
Joanna was minding her own business, walking through the halls of a large university. She was heading to her dorm, passing her fellow students. On her way to her dorm, a fellow friend of Joanna's was walking the opposite way to her, and decided to stop her for a quick little chat.
"Oh, Joanna, I'm glad I ran into you!" He said to Joanna, happy to see her.
"Oh, hey! What is it you need?"
"I just wanted to show you something that will make you... lose yourself..." He pulled out his phone and entered his pin. Confused and worried, Joanna waddles over to his phone to see what he wanted to show her.
He tapped onto the Photos app, and told Joanna to close her eyes. Confused, she nodded and proceeded to cover her eyes with her hands.
A minute later, Joanna was told to uncover her eyes, and her eyes widened at the sight on the phone. It was a picture of a buff version of the lovable character Garfield, wearing nothing but red speedos doing their very best to cover up the majestic ginger rod that Garfield was packing.
"May I interest you in... Buff Garfield?"
After hearing what he said and looking at the picture, a warm liquid could be felt trying to gust its way towards Joanna's womanhood. "I- I- gotta go!" Panicked, she ran to the nearest bathroom. She slammed the cubical door shut, and pulled down her skirt to stare at the liquid that came out of her. "Ahhh! H-how did I manage to cum just by looking at a picture of Buff Garfield? That has to be impossible!"
"Oh, Joanna, I'm glad I ran into you!" He said to Joanna, happy to see her.
"Oh, hey! What is it you need?"
"I just wanted to show you something that will make you... lose yourself..." He pulled out his phone and entered his pin. Confused and worried, Joanna waddles over to his phone to see what he wanted to show her.
He tapped onto the Photos app, and told Joanna to close her eyes. Confused, she nodded and proceeded to cover her eyes with her hands.
A minute later, Joanna was told to uncover her eyes, and her eyes widened at the sight on the phone. It was a picture of a buff version of the lovable character Garfield, wearing nothing but red speedos doing their very best to cover up the majestic ginger rod that Garfield was packing.
"May I interest you in... Buff Garfield?"
After hearing what he said and looking at the picture, a warm liquid could be felt trying to gust its way towards Joanna's womanhood. "I- I- gotta go!" Panicked, she ran to the nearest bathroom. She slammed the cubical door shut, and pulled down her skirt to stare at the liquid that came out of her. "Ahhh! H-how did I manage to cum just by looking at a picture of Buff Garfield? That has to be impossible!"
by short_story_examples June 1, 2023
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