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Mariana Garcia was a great character
by ITS GOT PIG NOISES?! July 13, 2018
He likes to play soccer but puts GOD first always. He is responsible. He gets ready for soccer practice 2 hours earlier. He dies not like to be late. He saves a lot of money to help his parents. He makes people laugh in a weird way. He does not like to waste MONEY and things he does not need. He likes to buy people expensive gifts. He pays for his own wants. He probably has a CR7 poster in his room. He likes to workout and be healthy. He cares about his family. He worries for his family. He does not like one dollar bills. He likes to fart in his dog's face.
Cousin: People from my school know you and they said you guys are best friends.
Pablo J. Garcia-Triana: What... I dont even know anyone from your school?!
Pablo J. Garcia-Triana: What... I dont even know anyone from your school?!
by chickennoggets101 April 30, 2019
by deewdwedef October 18, 2022
A huge cockosaurus rex. Also refered to as sausage. Is overly attractive and can evolve into a wolf. Lives in a pack with crazy people, but runs away often. Can lift more weight than anyone on the planet and has true romance.
by taranovaextream July 08, 2010
The art of flinging your crusty cum sock at your significant others face and farting in her/his mouth thereafter.
by smellygarcia February 02, 2019
She's a very beautiful human being. she can make you smile when you're down and if you're lucky she'll comfort you with a kiss :*. Keyla Garcia can sense when you're down or not okay. Keyla may be one of the best people you'll ever meet because she's loyal truthful and kind. the only time she'll lie to you is to protect you. but even though she's all that she's also sensitive. Keyla hides her emotions yet she acts tough to try and protect herself , its like a sheild.
Keyla garcia is a wonderful person yet I would fuck her all night long in bed! like damn mami that body though!!
by xXFuckBoyXx June 30, 2017