body guard

The cock blocking fat bitch between you and the hot chick, usualy her best friend.

I trying to get to the chick at the bar but she's got a fucking body guard. This is why you need a wingman.

by Poondangle May 26, 2008

Edge Guarding

A technique used in any of the Super Smash Brothers games to keep people from getting back onto the stage after being knocked off.

Hanging off the eldge to keep your opponent from jumping back on is a commonly used edge guarding technique.

by Mac70 June 26, 2008

Anduin Guard

A group of rangers who protect the Anduin river.

Meriadoc Brandybuck, Gamling the Great, and MorgothsRing are captains of the Anduin Guard.

by MorgothsRing January 18, 2004

Bull Guard

Abruptly moving someone out of the way of what they are after and rightfully deserve. This can be done by physically pushing the person out of the way, or by going behind there back in an underhanded fashion. Often times this is unexpected by the other person. The person does this either because they need what the other person is after or they just don't want the other person to have it.

1. Man that guy totally bull guarded his way to the front of the line!!

by Bubblegum2008 December 16, 2008

Imperial Guard

Meat shield for the Space Marines.

Wow, the Imperial Guard suck ass.

by Munchie January 24, 2005

Color Guard

Color Guard is a team of performers who spin various types of equipment, and dance to music of a marching band. Their purpose is to interpret the music being played.

The Color Guard performs to “Thriller” with the marching band.

by Yo know October 14, 2019

Crusty Guard

When one ejaculates a significant enough quantity within their pants so as to build up a thick shell around their junk that acts as a biodegradable, homemade, and shock-resistant cup.

"Ah man, I was horny before the big lacrosse match so I built up a nice ol' crusty guard."

by anonymous March 29, 2015