Global Comfortabling

In the looming face of global warming, not everyone is afraid. Some folks, namely those living in colder regions of the globe, welcome this global warming with open arms. This has lead to global comfortabling being the preferred euphemism in those regions.

I never thought that March could be so nice. Thanks global comfortabling.

by tastycat April 2, 2007

Goob

one whose appearance makes them look like a douche and/or baby

"look at that guy wearing ed hardy" "god he's such a goob

by jufro235 November 9, 2010

geobasket

The average comment on any fashion related meme. Still you will and are expected to laugh

geobasket

by Kurosakiii January 27, 2020

GLOBAL

Buzz word used by today's large American employers in years 2009+, where jobs and industry are being offshored or moved overseas.

Basically this is an early warning to employees, and it stands for

Gonna Lay Off Buttloads And Lie

Make preparations in advance after hearing this word! There will soon be alot less people working at the company, and likely one of them is YOU.

Manager: "ComTech is moving toward becoming a GLOBAL corporation."

Manager: "We have started a new GLOBAL hiring initiative."

by Sir Rutherford January 28, 2011

gooball

a most delicious 'herbal' treat made with crushed gramm crackers, cereal (like coco krispies), chocolate chips maybe, peanutbutter, and of course ganja butter. the recipie is very loose and can be modified millions of ways. it's really pretty hard to mess up

"That gooball got me high as hell!"

by gladbird August 10, 2005

Goobacks

Time traveling immigrants from the future that come to the past looking for work. They work for so little that they take the people of the present's jobs. They put their money in a savings acount so that in the future it will be worth billions of dollars. Their language and race are the mixture of every race in the world.

Chad: I've been working at my job for 14 years now and these Goobacks come in and do my job barely any money. They took my JAWB!!

by schweattyballs69 June 18, 2010

global

This term comes from the video game World of Warcraft. To "global" someone means to kill them almost instantly, in the space of one global cooldown (about 1 to 1.5 seconds).

LOL GET GLOBALED KID.

by vurt August 2, 2012