Involves two people. One to be the hole on the green and the other (the golfer) to try and putt the ball up the receivers arse.
Bob bent over as he prepared to play anal golf with Jenni.
Jenni would like to play anal golf with Bob.
Jenni would like to play anal golf with Bob.
by Bruce_au March 27, 2008
A fun, challenging, often vomit-inducing college sport. The rules are simple. Players travel to 18 bars (the front and back 9 may be played on separate nights), and an hour (or half-hour if you want to make it intense) is allotted for each bar. Teams of 1 lady and 1 gentlemen are set up and score cards are distributed. Par is set ahead of time for each bar and you must drink to reduce strokes. Different drinks can be valued differently (i.e., a beer= -1 stroke, singles= -2, doubles= -3, long islands= -4, etc). Puking yields a +5 penalty. Golf attire is mandatory.
Bar One (Par 5): Joe drinks a long island iced tea (-4) and Sally drinks a double sprite and vodka (-3). Total: -7 + 5 = -2.
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Bar Nine (Par 4): Joe and Sally decide bar golf is the most brutal game they've ever played.
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Bar Nine (Par 4): Joe and Sally decide bar golf is the most brutal game they've ever played.
by johnslegg April 19, 2009
A quiet clap appropriate for a golf course. On fark.com, implies a certain level of sarcasm in the applause.
by Lady Csyde January 08, 2004
you are having sexual intercourse and you put a golfball in the girls ass ram it in with your cock, then knee in the stomach to see how far she shits it out
Guy 1: yo i gave my girlfriend last night the sweedish golfball
Guy 2: no way how far did it go
Guy 1: 3 inches
Guy 2: no way how far did it go
Guy 1: 3 inches
by jjpunksk8r March 23, 2010
Sex act. The use of the shaft of the penis as a tool to slap or 'putt' the testicles -- generally in the direction of an anus. Either ones own, or a lovers.
by A Replicant June 30, 2017
The art of loosing a golf ball, in a water hazard, while playing for money and miraculously finding it when no one is looking.
by Neverlostaballever August 31, 2018
Someone who is exceptionally rude about a topic, especially when regarding the American sport golfing.
by rudegolfer87 April 21, 2022