tainted glove

A used condom.

---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.

---Eww.

by palabrajot October 10, 2010

rat glove

When someone has no gloves during the cold winter season, they use a rat to keep their hands warm by shoving their hand up a rat’s anus, usually resulting in the death of the rat.

Did you see Jimmy? Poor kid has to use a Rat Glove just to keep his hands from falling off.

by Dragontbone January 18, 2019

Pudding Glove

A condom used viciously in the rectum.

If it doesn't come out chocolatey you didnt go hard enough. Wash. Rinse. Repeat

I fucked this girl in her ass so hard when i pulled out, I had a pudding glove.

by Skiddly dank master August 25, 2019

glove nugget

a little/big ball of latex in an exam glove or ..any other latex product

"Kaley puts on her bubblegum scented latex exam gloves and is suddenly annoyed and distracted by the massive glove nugget in the right index finger slot..."

by sugarglitter bomb & the bee ge November 03, 2009

curry glove

a washing up glove full of left over curry if u know what i mean.

yum a curry glove

by kadabah October 10, 2020

Clapham Glove

(noun)

A Clapham Glove is often used to defend the male from notorious Sexually Transmitted Diseases often caught in Clapham following a Hinge or Tinder date. These diseases can include; Relationships, Second Dates and Clap.

The male should always be equipped with their own "Clapham Glove"

"Oh no, Jack is going on a Hinge date tonight, I hope he has packed an extra Clapham Glove"

by ClaphamGloveSS December 13, 2020

Union gloves

A slang term referring a person's pockets, usually the front pants packets. This is taken from the perception that union workers stand around with their hands in their pockets instead of actually working.

It was cold outside, so I shoved my hands in my union gloves

by nyjyrk September 30, 2010