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tainted glove

---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.

---Eww.
by palabrajot October 12, 2010
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glove nugget

a little/big ball of latex in an exam glove or ..any other latex product
"Kaley puts on her bubblegum scented latex exam gloves and is suddenly annoyed and distracted by the massive glove nugget in the right index finger slot..."
by sugarglitter bomb & the bee ge November 3, 2009
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Muddy Glove

During intercourse, the man reaches inside the anal cavity of the woman and proceeds masturbate using the rectum of the woman as a glove.
I did the old muddy glove on the wife for our 60th wedding anniversary; I was picking corn out of my finger nails for hours.
by ChewCracker April 5, 2019
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Pudding Glove

A condom used viciously in the rectum.

If it doesn't come out chocolatey you didnt go hard enough. Wash. Rinse. Repeat
I fucked this girl in her ass so hard when i pulled out, I had a pudding glove.
by Skiddly dank master August 25, 2019
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glove salad

An accumulation of gloves often found at a jobsite during the cold season. They are typically found scattered around the baseboard heaters in the breakroom. Assortment of gloves is key as many workers use a variety of low quality gloves bought in bulk.
Jim: Holy shit look at all these gloves!

Aaron: It's like a glove salad.
by Billricksteveralphpeter April 7, 2009
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curry glove

a washing up glove full of left over curry if u know what i mean.
by kadabah October 10, 2020
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Union gloves

A slang term referring a person's pockets, usually the front pants packets. This is taken from the perception that union workers stand around with their hands in their pockets instead of actually working.
It was cold outside, so I shoved my hands in my union gloves
by nyjyrk October 1, 2010
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