A used condom.
---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.
---Eww.
---Eww.
by palabrajot October 12, 2010
Get the tainted glovemug. "Kaley puts on her bubblegum scented latex exam gloves and is suddenly annoyed and distracted by the massive glove nugget in the right index finger slot..."
by sugarglitter bomb & the bee ge November 3, 2009
Get the glove nuggetmug. During intercourse, the man reaches inside the anal cavity of the woman and proceeds masturbate using the rectum of the woman as a glove.
I did the old muddy glove on the wife for our 60th wedding anniversary; I was picking corn out of my finger nails for hours.
by ChewCracker April 5, 2019
Get the Muddy Glovemug. A condom used viciously in the rectum.
If it doesn't come out chocolatey you didnt go hard enough. Wash. Rinse. Repeat
If it doesn't come out chocolatey you didnt go hard enough. Wash. Rinse. Repeat
by Skiddly dank master August 25, 2019
Get the Pudding Glovemug. An accumulation of gloves often found at a jobsite during the cold season. They are typically found scattered around the baseboard heaters in the breakroom. Assortment of gloves is key as many workers use a variety of low quality gloves bought in bulk.
by Billricksteveralphpeter April 7, 2009
Get the glove saladmug. by kadabah October 10, 2020
Get the curry glovemug. A slang term referring a person's pockets, usually the front pants packets. This is taken from the perception that union workers stand around with their hands in their pockets instead of actually working.
by nyjyrk October 1, 2010
Get the Union glovesmug.