Funky Fresh

1) really good, really swell
2) new and original
3) a good smell

"that new song has funky fresh beat!"

by j-la August 12, 2003

funbaggage

Back pain or other physical issues arising from having unusually large breasts.

Michelle's funbaggage was greatly reduced by her reduction surgery.

by ztiwokles September 11, 2007

Funky Puppet

While listening to your Ipod naked, the cord becomes wrapped up on the underside of your penis, creating a puppetlike effect when moved up and down.

that's one funky puppet

by RowRow77 January 3, 2008

Funky Tardo

almost incoherent mumblings from far East telemarketers and tech. support personnel as they reach your voicemail and decide to hang up rather than leave a message. May also be a form of a localized, derogatory term for "the guy didn't answer his phone, I got his machine"

Most always captured on your voicemail, from an unknown number.

When I played my voicemails I heard "...funky tardo, funky tardo, <click>"

by P@ssw0rd January 27, 2011

Funny do

Initially used to describe when on a night out you have too much to drink and do something embrassing, throw up or have to go home early because your too drunk.

Its use has now expanding to describe generally when unfortunate things happen or things go wrong e.g. things breaking, arguments, not feeling well, getting in a bad mood.

"I went out on saturday and had a funny do, had to go home at 12, too much vodka"

When your phone has broken: "My phones having a funny do"

When youve had an argument with someone: "Im having a funny do with Tom"

"Ive got so much work to do, I think I might have a funny do"

"Im so tired I might have a funny do"

by Vickyminaj January 3, 2012

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by funny monkey gif October 23, 2020

fecal funny gas

A person who opens someone's anus and waits until a fart comes out and inhales it

Man I feel like having some fecal funny gas right now

by Lester the nipple molester July 19, 2017