fergusonian

The act of offering advice without adequate life experience to back it up.

"Joe": Fred. Listen. Listen to me for a second. This is what women want:
"Fred": How do you know what women want?
"Joe": I don't. But hear me out here...
"Fred": Why, are you a woman?
"Joe": Shut up.
"Fred": "Joe," sometimes you're so...Fergusonian...

by TomServo0 March 8, 2004

fergilicious

weak, lame, annoying. Just like that song by Fergie

There is a reason why that song is called Fergilicious, it sucks.

by planBe February 4, 2007

Fergus

A ginger figget...

Get a fkn life

Fergus you ginger cunt get a fuckin life

by Black_mamba_309 May 30, 2016

Fergie

1.The nickname of singer/actress Stacey Ferguson, best known as the lead singer of the group Black Eyed Peas. Former child actress who starred in "Kids Incorperated," and went on to be 1/3 of the girl pop group "Wild Orchid". Had a supporting role in the film "Poseidon".

2.The nickname of Sarah Ferguson, British royal.

"Fergie is the best part of the Black Eyed Peas."

by James E. Bradford June 25, 2006

Flerge

Can be used in a varitey of contexts:

1. As a term of disappointment similar to the word lame.

2. As an insult, similar to the word "idiot" or "berk".

3. As a verb, that means you're going to do something, what that something is, is left for you to elaborate on.

1. "Hey dude I lost my phone in a canal last night when I was pissed"
Reply: "flerge"

2. Dude, I can't believe you puked up on my bed you fricking flerge"

3. "Im gonna flerge you"

or

"I flerged your mum last night and it was well lolcats"

by Caz26 May 16, 2009

Fergus

noun: a clearly masculine male who epitomises what it is to sport asymetrical, yet large, testicles.

Rhys: "out of all the captain candidates only one of them is a real fergus"

Aaron: "what are the chances he would fill such a specific catagory..... and how do you know about his testicles?"

Rhys: "......."

by iamthefalcon October 9, 2008

Bert Fergusson

When you meet a fat chick at a bar eating cheese fries, and she takes you to a park near by and gives you a blow job underneath a slide, while somebody watches you.

Man, my friend got a bert fergusson underneath a slide and I had to walk home.

by Ryas October 14, 2011