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Florida Girls

Hottest girl you'll ever meet with the best tan. She'll make you have the time of your life.
Florida Girls are Hot and Can Party
by hotyahhhh July 28, 2009
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Florida Marlins

A team that beat the yankees in 6, thank god.
Ma, the Florida Marlins kicked yankee ass in 2003.
by Zach G. October 27, 2003
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Ocoee, Florida

A small town outside of Orlando, Florida. Many rednecks live here, or used to anyways. Ocoee is now full of mexicans and a growing number of african americans.
by yeah08 February 24, 2011
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florida flood

When taking a dump and your pants are at you ankles and the person in the cubicle next to you pisses under the wall all over your trousers.
dude. what happened? your pants are all wet?
yeah, I was taking a shit and next thing someone florida flood-ed me. fucker.
by smasha314 August 31, 2017
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florida sprinkler

The sexual act of filling any hole of a human with orange juice before inserting either a dick or strap-on and thrusting so that orange juice splashes everywhere resembling a garden sprinkler or fire sprinkler.
She finally let me give her the florida sprinkler.
by modrtow March 14, 2016
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Florida Cheerful

Someone who lives in Florida and pretends nothing cynical happens, always looking for positive news when in Michigan someone was pulling a Betty Crocker crime as in she was making brownies with Exlax. You will known the screen names of those when you see them. Don't let them hear you say the term to their face because they know they're being insulted to the core. This one goes back to back with Florida Baptism as you see them come up together.
What is this? Okay those who expect everyone go around not swearing, speaking of taboos or disowning material that's their most well known -- expecting them to use the word 'dropsies' well sorry that's not me. Those who are the Florida Cheerful you will know it when you see it -- mention The Cabbie Homicide around them or read "Yest Ye Become One" around them and see what happens.
by illinoishorrorman December 30, 2018
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Florida Freshener

When you buttfuck a girl in a chlorinated pool.
I gave a girl the Florida Freshener last night.
by Badaducci March 15, 2019
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