floor gorp

an edible snack mixture based on the "5-second rule".

Any combination of dry cereal, chocolate chips, nuts, etc. which land on the floor in front of the pantry, gathered together make "floor gorp".

by 'Mama B' August 21, 2009

Bathroom floor

Where most people go to cry or twerk

I’m very upset
I’m going to the bathroom floor

by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020

Floor Hockey

A "sport" played in middle school gym classes and the special Olympics. No really, look it up.

"They're doing floor hockey in gym, I wish I had a broken ankle or something"

by Julius Sezuire March 06, 2014

Floor Sweeper

A derogatory term for man who behaves like a dick so big it would, if real, touch the floor and sweep it clean as he walked along.

“John is a real floor sweeper.....” implies that someone named John is behaving like a very large dick.

by Urban Worrior May 08, 2014

Wall Of Floor

A word that people of a low intelligence use to describe the floor. This is something that people say to sound cool and/or fancy, but it often has the opposite effect.

Yo, look at the Wall of floor, it looks sick!

by breadsauce4 September 05, 2022

Top Flooring

You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.

Bill is top flooring that phone. Now he's a shoe.

by Putzppoomer November 18, 2016

Floor Screamer

The girl who keeps the whole floor awake at night with her screams and moans while having sex. Being the Floor Screamer doesn't automatically make you the Floor Whore though.

Ashley has a reputation as the floor screamer in snow hall.

by iTzJSw4g September 14, 2011