floor ham

Cold cuts you keep underneath your bed when your hungry.

Bro 1: yo im starving but i don’t wana go get food.

Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.

by Bro mcdudeson January 14, 2018

Floor Gang

The most feared gang with their strong leader pewdiepie. Do not mess with them.

FLOOR GANG!

by Maru_FK April 14, 2020

Poopy on the floor

The funniest joke known to mankind

Ethan: Hey Ben guess what!
Ben: Yeah?
Ethan: POOPY ON THE FLOOR *poop noises*

by WORMOxSQUIRMO November 10, 2020

Bathroom floor

Where most people go to cry or twerk

I’m very upset
I’m going to the bathroom floor

by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020

Floor Closet

Someone who uses their floor as if it's a closet. Meaning they throw their shit everywhere, but somehow seem to know exactly where their shit is when it comes time to use it.

"When her parents came to visit she put all the shit on her floor into garbage bags and stuffed them in her closet...when they left she tore the bags open and spread it back out. Her floors like her closet."

"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"

by The REAL Billiam March 15, 2012

Floor Hamper

The act of using your floor as a laundry hamper. In other words, just throwing your clothes on the floor.

Mom: Pick up your clothes!

Kid: It's okay mom, there on the floor hamper!

by TacoInUrHat July 6, 2011

Floor Screamer

The girl who keeps the whole floor awake at night with her screams and moans while having sex. Being the Floor Screamer doesn't automatically make you the Floor Whore though.

Ashley has a reputation as the floor screamer in snow hall.

by iTzJSw4g September 13, 2011