floor ham

Cold cuts you keep underneath your bed when your hungry.

Bro 1: yo im starving but i don’t wana go get food.

Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.

by Bro mcdudeson January 14, 2018

Poopy on the floor

The funniest joke known to mankind

Ethan: Hey Ben guess what!
Ben: Yeah?
Ethan: POOPY ON THE FLOOR *poop noises*

by WORMOxSQUIRMO November 10, 2020

Top Flooring

You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.

Bill is top flooring that phone. Now he's a shoe.

by Putzppoomer November 17, 2016

Wall Of Floor

A word that people of a low intelligence use to describe the floor. This is something that people say to sound cool and/or fancy, but it often has the opposite effect.

Yo, look at the Wall of floor, it looks sick!

by breadsauce4 September 5, 2022

Floor Hockey

A "sport" played in middle school gym classes and the special Olympics. No really, look it up.

"They're doing floor hockey in gym, I wish I had a broken ankle or something"

by Julius Sezuire March 16, 2014

floor gorp

an edible snack mixture based on the "5-second rule".

Any combination of dry cereal, chocolate chips, nuts, etc. which land on the floor in front of the pantry, gathered together make "floor gorp".

by 'Mama B' August 21, 2009

Bathroom floor

Where most people go to cry or twerk

I’m very upset
I’m going to the bathroom floor

by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020