Even the skinniest dog has fleas

A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.

TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.

by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020

Bush fleas

Crabs. Bugs in your private area.

Crystal is dirty as fuck spreading her bush fleas

by Shortbusridurr July 16, 2018

Flea

A bad tipper: someone whose “little arms are too short to reach down into their pockets”.

When we go to the pub, my friend Chris tips far less than I do. He is such a flea.

by RubyD March 12, 2025

Flea bagging

Animal (mainly your pet) coming in your area and dropping his fleas off everywhere.

My dog is scratching thanks to the damn cat that came in flea bagging earlier.

by Slantified September 22, 2020