flabber

A complete croad.

Dude, you should drop that bitch, she's a flabber.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

flabbergasted pickle

When your penis gets soft after you fuck the hell out of a tight anus.

His dick was soft after we fucked it look like a flabbergasted pickle

by Gaged hfs May 23, 2016

flabberbabbalabbablabbybum

A version of flabberbabbalabbablabbydick used in places such as kindergarten classrooms and princess birthday parties, where "bum" is already a swear word.

Little kid 1: i said somethin like this: babludnifvijnsooiasshrguok jsnfigoiandgoejfniro windjafoggyplospsaphregoans jghbfiusabgvhsakjdbvoiuwnvo kfnbiroiafbsdpnfbpsdjfbns pirjbgapsdknvsdpof jbneopshyrbfaodbosdfjnb dpojbndsgkjbnsabgvsdifub vdifjbdfjbndskjfnsdiunseirubjb danskituaiauoeaueiaoiueuaiueaoieuai.

Little kid 2: Mom! My playmates being a flabberbabbalabbablabbybum!

by Freeko Zoidle February 18, 2008

Flabbertastic

While lusting upon Flab that escalates to a whole new level that is then to be described, leads to flabbertastic.

Ben is so, just, like, fatter than average i guess.

Yeah, his life is just, flabbertastic.

by B Nappy May 10, 2007

Flabbertestical

A flabbertestical is when a women, preferably mothers, are dressed in a swimsuit. Flabbertesticals are really mothers who dress in bikinis, burning another person's eyes in the process. Flabbertesticals have really high self-confidence when they really shouldn't.

-DUUDE, YOUR MOM IS SUCH A FLABBERTESTICAL SHE SHOULD COVER UP
-I KNOW BRO, SHE REALLY NEEDS TO STOP BEING A FLABBERTESTICAL

by JoeMamaSoFresh January 15, 2011

Flabbertug

When an overweight male uses his excess skin to masturbate

John wanted to flabbertug however he couldn't find his dick

by Flabbertugging master May 4, 2018

Flabberpunk

Noun. A annoyance (usually a person) that refuses to go away and simply causes anger and despair. The original term was due to a great mish-mash of words entering the mind in a somewhat confused state. The origin is of a certain Robert Smith of Leeds, England.

"Hahahahha, you suck," Josh.
"Josh stop it You goddamn Flabberpunk." Rob

(Eruptions of laughter at the creation of a new insult....continues for 10 minutes)

by Josh Cohen March 29, 2005