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Mu'fuggin Dead Dog

1.a dog that's lost it's zest for life
2.a neutered dog
3.a former casanova who can no longer get any women.
John: Tim used to get all the girls, but he cant seem to get any these days.

Jerry: Yea, Tim's a Mu'fuggin Dead Dog man
by scribblemefree April 3, 2009
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e-fagging

Using social-Networking sights as a means of searching up/identifying and stalking hot members of the homosexual variety.
boy 1: what are you doing on your Iphone
boy 2: ahh just e-fagging these hot gays

b1: whos that hot fag over there
b2: i know he is friends with 'Neil Patrick Harris'
b1: excellent i shall e fag 'Neils' friends.
by Fetus_Juicer October 9, 2011
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dildo faggins

a homosexual male; sometimes expressed as just "faggins"

--after Bilbo Baggins from J.R.R. Tolkien's THE HOBBIT
"Fuckin' dildo faggins..." --said under breath to oneself, refering to a gay man who has become a nuisance.
by Roach Brothers May 5, 2004
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Fogging

To fart in a female's purse whilst left unattended.
"Once that drunk bitch is away from her purse for a second, its getting a good fogging."
by Crumblebutts March 23, 2012
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Figgit

A stupid little bitch that thinks hes all that but isnt. He is a nerd that obsesses over counter-strike and is on it 24/7 while playing World of Warcraft on another computer getting his guy to 60. He is basically pushed out of the real world and is only in games. he is a fucking cunt and will never be accepted into society.
Wow, you must be a figgit, sitting at your computer desk all day while im scorin with all the ladies.
by Da Compton's Finest January 21, 2007
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Fugging

AKA fuggin. The act of two men having sex with a midget while substituting the obligatory high five with a hug.
Hey man, I feel closer to you after Fugging kimmy behind the funnel cake stand at the state fair!
by Arconic25 November 18, 2011
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friggin

Frigg was the goddess of marriage and justice. In Norse Mythology she was foremost among the goddesses and the wife of Odin (or Wodin). Thor was either her brother or stepson. Wednesday is named after Wodin, Thursday after Thor and Friday after Frigg.

The word frigg has nothing to do with wanking or fucking and is not a substitute for these pleasures of the flesh. Like many four letter words it would have passed down into modern usage from the Saxons/Vikings, and in sophisticated Norman England would have been considered as base and vulgar, a word used only by peasants.
Frigg had twelve handmaidens each with specialist powers. One of these for instance was Eir who was the god’s healer and it doesn’t take much imagination to visualise a hoary Viking banging his thumb while mending his shield and screaming out. “Oh Frigg, it hurt.” Thus hoping she would send Eir to ease his throbbing digit. Hence the modern expression, “Oh frigg it” when something goes wrong.

Similarly the same hoary Viking, when confronted with an enormous catastrophe like his longboat capsizing in the middle of the North Sea full of pillaged gold would have cried out, “Oh Frigg where are you. Have you deserted us? Well you can go and rot in Valhella” Obviously this is the root of the modern expression, “ Friggin Hell”, for something unbelievably surprising.
by Collers February 1, 2008
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