fetus vacation

A period of time lasting approximately 8 to 9 months. Relating to the time span that a fetus is housed in the womb.

"Man daniel, my vacation is too long"
"Well Darcie, about how long is it?"
"Two whole weeks!"
"Well, try 8 months"
"What is that, a vacation for a fetus?! You're taking a fetus vacation!"

by Darcie Elyse August 18, 2007

Fetus Master

Being the master of all fetuses, usually chosen by an election by the many feti Plural of fetus of the United States. The fetus master can control fetuses, and understand their thoughts.

Bob- What are thouse stupid feti thinking?
Not Bob- I don't know, ask the Fetus Master
Bob- Hey what are those feti thinking?
Fetus Master- The feti say..... Fuck you
Bob- Cool
Not Bob- Yeah Bob, Fuck you

by Brandon Burch October 5, 2006

Fetus Fucker

Sangriada, posibbly angelcore

Hey, buddie, dont you thinks he acts like a fetus fucker?

by texasissouth October 12, 2008

fetus small

a fictional type of hallucinogen that i dreamed about

"hey, got the hookup of fetus smalls?"

by The Opalkanator November 21, 2004

Fetus cannon

crude term used to describe a womans vagina

last night me and crystal got together and i gave her FETUS CANNON a good workout

by KingPin8369 October 9, 2009

fetus dick

Usually a fuck boy that's name varies from "Khalil,Michael, or Jonathan". Fetus dicks have penises that are so small that even under a microscope you would not be able to see them.

"Yo Khalil! You got a fetus dick!"
"A what?"
"FEEEEETUS DIIIIICK!!"

by The RealTrill March 28, 2015

Fetus Cleavage

When a person under the age of 16 takes pictures in which their tiny breasts are smashed together in order to look larger

My sister's friend always uses her fetus cleavage to lure guys in.

by Jon B. Jovi October 1, 2008