Kiss my fucking ass

It's like Kiss my ass but it's WAY more cooler.
Psycho Dad: Knock it off, just get the fuck out, get out, GET OUT!
Uncle Chris: Fuck you, kiss my fucking ass.
by ItsDiesL September 15, 2016
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Holy Fucking Ass Crackers

A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.
Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 November 30, 2010
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they call me fuck ass !

the line "doc" says to Romeo (clifton collins jr.) in "the boondock saints 2 all saints day" all saints day when they are first meeting each other in the bar as conner introduces them each other
hello nice yo meet you my name's Romeo good to meet you they call me fuck ass !
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touch my fucking ass

when you get pissed off in a game and need to vent at someone
Oh will someone just touch my fucking ass already!?
by Miatchimus February 02, 2017
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Fuck ass penis wiener

A.) A phrase one uses when one word is not enough to express their frustration.

B.) A deadly insult that can be used to start WWIII
A.) John: “Hey Sarah, will you go out with me?”
Sarah: “No.”
John: “Fuck ass penis wiener!” *Pulls out gun*

B.) Donald Trump: “That Vladimir Putin guy is a real Fuck ass penis wiener.”
*Donald Trump proceeds to be assassinated, resulting in nuclear warfare*
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penis-fucking-ass-blaster

To be a 'Penis-fucking-ass-blaster' is to rapidly suck or wank a penis while being anal fucked or anal fuck someone.
"Phil is such a Penis-fucking-ass-blaster, I heard her was with Tim and Jerry all night"
by Jynx Partinal July 14, 2006
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You ain’t gonna let this hoe get away with their shit. Not today baby
“I’m gonna go fuck your man
“I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch”
by JustWantToGoHome May 18, 2020
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