Ftw

An alternative to wtf.

Ftw!? Has become a much more flashier way to say: "The hell are you on about you knob jockey?" Also, it can be used as a counter to wtf.

"Wtf?" {What the fuck are you on about?}
"Ftw?" {Fuck the what, how is that confusing?}

Example 1
People Person One: "I collect puke bags and store my freshly picked boogers in them."
People Person Two: "......Ftw!?"

Example 2
People Person One: "Bahaha, my Caps Lock key got stuck before. I WAS TALKING TO PEOPLE LIKE THIS. =D"
People Person Two: "Wtf? O_o"
People Person One: "Ftw? o_O"

by Krisbear December 13, 2008

ftw

for the wolf

"Heres some meat, ftw."

by BMDdas January 18, 2009

ftw

People who dont know ftw stands for FOR THE WIN and think its something cooler like FUCK THE WHAAT

Simone: Weirdness FTW
Amanda: FTW? FTW? hm... Fuck... The... What...?

by FUCKTHEWHAT? July 20, 2010

ftw

Fuck Tiny Women.

Created to tell tiny women to fuck off.
The acronym is commonly used as these tiny women are often blonde (albeit bottle) so by the time they've realised what you've said, you are no longer in reaching distance.

Tiny Blonde Woman: "Isn't the soul an organ? I'm so awesome!"
Me: "FTW"
TBW: "lol"

2 hours later

TBW: "Hey!"

by MILFMAN November 26, 2007

ftw

a term often used in west belfast meaning free the weed
usually written not said

yoooo
2T8
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ftw

by jaunter March 9, 2008

ftw

FTW = first the wictory!

Oh poor souls who think FTW means For The Win! jami93, a Finnish boy (*cough*a troll*cough*) who often comments to a webcomic Sosiaalisesti Rajoittuneet has told us the REAL meaning of FTW.

"No no no, when I said ftw, I meant first the wictory! For the win doesn't make ANY sense at all"

by Me0__= October 11, 2006

ftw

go fuck the wall u asshole

#1:im bored
#2: go ftw
#1:ok

by poop in ur mouth September 14, 2007