faltsan

Hebrew slang for a person who acts like a snob, stuck up, thinks he's above the rest of us. The original meaning comes from the word "Flots" which means: A fart.
Basicaly, you're calling the snob "A farter".

"He's such a faltsan, he always says he's smarter than everyone at the office"

by bloopie May 13, 2005

Failtagonist

Some one who causes a fail, makes a person fail.

Anthony- Agh, move your ass, i'm playing online.

Leslie- Why should I?

*Anthony avatar gets avatar get shot down*

Leslie- *Laughs* Fail!

Anthony- Leslie your a damn Failtagonist!

by FailNavigator. October 12, 2010

Faltosear

an act that lacks of respect for something or someone.

Faltose: the individual who commits the act of Faltosear

to pass inside of a crowded group of females open-handed in order to touch ther jacksies. its a clear example of being Faltose or commit the act of Faltosear

by faltose June 16, 2011

faculty fuck

When a member of a schools faculty, normally a teacher, has sex with a student. The student receives a faculty fuck

Ryan banged the hot math teacher and in doing so earned his first faculty fuck

by Reginald Pennypincher April 16, 2014

fauktail

When you have to order your friends a faux cocktail because they are too drunk.

Dedra's eyes were struggling to focus so I ordered her a fauktail to save myself the cleanup later.

by JackTagger August 6, 2015

Raven Faulk

Coolest person to ever walk the face of the planet! Has really sexy brown eyes and feathery eyelashes. Usually equipt with big, voluptuous, delctable, curly hair. Obsesses over hot guys like Travis McCoy, Alex Gaskarth, and Shia Labeouf. Loves Star Wars and pigs.

When you think of giant tater logs you usually think of Raven Faulk.

by Rice nigger June 3, 2009

faulty logic

A thought process that starts with asinine actions, expecting a sound outcome. Only ending in the process being a failure. Possibly effecting both parties of said thought.

Some girls believe guys should make the first move and ask them out. In turn, the girl gives zero hint or action stating that she is interested in him. Time goes by she gets mad and moves on because he never asked her out or made an advance, He's effected because now he looks like an asshat and she looks like a girl who can't find a guy. Thus, Faulty logic. Rinse, Wash and repeat.

by Syrpgang Waffledaeus February 15, 2014