sense of humour failure

When someone either finds an obvious joke offensive or takes it dead serious, they are said to have had a "sense of humour" failure.

However, it cannot be applied to those who never had a sense of humour to start with.

This condition is more common amongst the grumpy, tired and irrationally angry sects of society, with the most common manifestation being women on their period or guys whose girlfriend is on their period.

That easyJet lady had a sense of humour failure when you asked if your "little" 16 year-old son counted for the priority boarding.

I don't think so. I think she had no sense of humour to start with.

Yeah, or it is that time of the month for her. That could explain her sense of humour failure.

by Legend_Killerz January 23, 2011

failure to thrive

an actual medical term which is a politically correct? terminology for: wasting away -this is what old people and those with a terminal malady do.

john's gramma was suffering from failure to thrive

john caught 'the cancer' and it was responsible for his 'failure to thrive'

by michael foolsley December 23, 2009

consexual failure

when your best friend(s) invite you to their house with the promise of "getting some" and they fail repeatedly.


from "con" meaning to trick or deceive

"i was hanging out with my friends because they said they were going to hook me up but it was consexual failure."

by jonny456321 February 19, 2009

Urban Failure

A legendary failure that goes way back before the old cave man people call Jesus was born!

Thats an Urban Failure right there!
Your an urban failure!
No you are!

by Im Jesus bitch! Bow down to me July 12, 2009

Urban Failure

When the Urban Dictionary Word of the Day is poorly selected and either not funny or does not make sense.

I was all excited for the urban dictionary word of the day but then i saw it was really retarded so it was just an epic Urban Failure.

by salsaboy719 January 10, 2011

Kidney failure

Having to piss sooo bad after consuming large amounts of alchohol, you feel like your kidneys are going to explode.

Riding home from the bar, I crossed my legs and screamed "I'm going into kidney failure!".

by Leahann October 11, 2006

signal failure

Someone has jumped or been pushed in front of a train on the London Underground.

Platform Announcer: Severe Delays on the District Line due to a signal failure at South Kensington.
Arbitrary Passenger: Ah, that'll be another suicide then.

by AshJ June 15, 2007