dont even trip

"I got you're back, man.. don't even trip."
by Kita November 30, 2003
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not even with your dick

basically the phrase "not even with your dick" is used to stress how completely skanky, disgusting, or generally unattractive a woman is.
Guy 1 "Hey would you screw that dike

Lyndsey Lohan was dating?"

Guy 2 "Hell no... Not even with your dick. That bitch is downright fugly!"
by 1gunfighter1 May 21, 2009
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Evening Gloves

What you equip yourself with before a long night of elbow deep stinky fore-play usually after performing a cincinnati bow-tie.
I cant wait to use my evening gloves on anal night!
by Ace Payne March 18, 2011
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What even is ballet?

Used as a sort of comeback at a persons question that is either considered stupid or has an easy answer.

This is also used when a someone asks a question that you do not understand or do not know how to explain
Person 1: "dude, how is that even spelt?"
Person 2: "ugh, what even is ballet?"
by Yaoihands September 02, 2014
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Don't even go there.

Don't try that. Don't bring up that subject. You'll get nowhere with me, by trying the argumentative tactic that you just attempted.
Person #1: Hey, stop drinking my beer!

Person #2: Well, you took a nibble of my chicken diable that time.

Person #1: Don't even go there.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd August 03, 2008
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I can't even

Can't begin to understand, tolerate or believe. Incredulous
Donald Trump winning the presidency? I can't even.
by SF cycle guy February 01, 2016
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I don't even

A phrase that really originated from Mean Girls said by Regina George. This was adapted by the internet, probably 4chan, and has been used when one is speechless and shocked.
BRITAIN'S GOALIE JUST LET THE BALL PASS THE GOAL?! I DON'T EVEN-
by rocketeer_s June 24, 2010
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