Limp Dick Escape

Quickly leaving to go home after being unable to hold ones penis due to being at a public function, Party or Bar and realising that after consuming just one more drink it would mean no holding and massaging of said penis later in the evening when one would have returned to there private residence... In some cases the escape plan is hatched after only two beers...

Mr Mitchell had to leave the bar after only two pints due to fear of suffering from limp dick. On his way home he was glad his quick thinking and disciplined alcohol consumption had allowed a limp dick escape

by limpdick escape plan February 18, 2011

ape escape

1.A freshman in ridgefield high school
im not sure what his name is but he looks like monkey
2.A dirty nigger who looks like he escaped from a zoo
3.WHITE POWER

DUDE look at that ape escape over there

by Mike April 7, 2005

The great escape

Where your partner is choking on your dick and you let a fart fly.

Dude, I was getting head last night and I decided to hold her so she can choke while I ripped a fart. See if she could make the great escape

by Gulyes Queefer THE 3 April 11, 2022

Building escape road

Corpse crawling on building site

"Man you are totaly building escape road, need a hand?" - in real life, towards some really tired man.

"Ha, dude, nice escape road u are building here, how many times u died under water to construct that?" - in game, when u see another player building sth in dangerous zone

by Baadco June 22, 2014

rape escape

When a woman avoids having evil sex.

Women should be aware of sexually predatory behaviors, and they should learn how to rape escape and call the police when it happens.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Oceanic Escape

when ya girl cum so much you get blown away by a wave of sperm

Dude! My oceanic escape last night was radical!
Bro! I can smell it from here! (at the safe distance of 6 feet apart)

by poopyfartbitch April 10, 2020

Fire Escape

The act of using the Hot Cheeto or Taki (or whatever remnants of spicy food you have) on your fingers and violently fingering your asshole.

"Duddddddeeee wyd after dinner?"

"Man, a good old Fire Escape after I finish these spicy wings!"

by thatlowcar December 6, 2021