Tiny Desk Engineer

Tiny desk Engineer is evolution in Engineering and perfect companion for all situations

The ultimate device for your team, especially when your Engineer is lazy and unable to do his duty.

Tiny desk Engineer can be placed everywhere: In your bathroom, in your kitchen or on your desk.

Extremely useful and expensive.

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by Au_Vik June 15, 2020

mining engineer

noun: a person that goes to school to work in a certain field of expertise pertaining to mining. Generally with a minor or an emphasis in explosives or things that go boom. It is not a very dangerous field, despite constantly working with explosives. Studies show that majorly almost 85% of mining engineer majors are pyromaniacs or enjoy destroying things in some manner.

"That guy majored in 'Mining Engineering?' Man that sounds boring! He just goes around with a pick axe and mines shit?!"

"No you idiot!!! He gets to BLOW SHIT UP FOR A LIVING!!!"

by Spartan B34 February 19, 2009

software engineer

One who both designs and codes commercial computer programs. It combines the specialties of system analyst and programmer. The term is denigrated by "professional" engineers because there are no licensing or standards boards. Anyone can call himself a Software Engineer.

Our software development project went very smoothly because the software engineers were fully involved from the initial specifications through product completion and testing.

by Eric Jensen January 31, 2004

Sound engineer

Somebody who wrongfully uses the title "sound engineer" for their job when they really belong to a group called "sound technicians".

Their job is to facilitate the production of sound during recordings and events using technology that an actual engineer has designed.

"So what do you do you for a living?"
"I'm a sound engineer"

"Ah so you must be quite good with electronics then"
"No, I just sit in a recording studio and press buttons"

"Ah right, I think you mean you are a sound technician"

by Frankxk April 20, 2021

Brown Pipe Engineer

A plop plumber who always visits via the tradesman’s entrance.

Timmy was visited by the Brown Pipe Engineer in the dead of the night.

by K-Slash April 27, 2006

Sidewalk Engineer

Sidewalk engineer
A pedestrian who stops and observes any large construction project out of curiosity, or entertainment. In New York City, some large construction projects even have openings or windows in the protective wooden fences to allow people to watch.

Philip always stops at construction sites to learn what is going on due to his curiosity. He's a real sidewalk engineer.

by Morganthedog September 21, 2019

Catalog Engineer

Someone who reads catalogs of equipment -- high performance car parts, electronics or whatever -- and suddenly thinks he knows everything. These people are easy to spot -- they spend a great deal of money "improving" their cars, stereos or whatever. What they say sounds like hyperbolic ad copy and they won't let go of their beliefs, no matter how often someone proves them wrong.

Adam: Oh great, Ed's on a rant. He bought some gadget he found in a hot rod magazine for his car and claims it's doubled the power and his fuel economy. I looked at the thing and it's junk, just like all the other "performance parts" he bought in the last month.

Eve: That's Ed, alright. A real "Catalog Engineer."

by The Third Jay Guy December 16, 2010