ego butt 

Ego butt: noun - referring to an individual engaging in certain behaviors - Their ego has made them act like a butt. When an individual's opinion, goaded by personal ego, moves him to say something wrong, hurtful or harmful; particularly if any conversation about it is met with antagonism and a willingness to argue. If, however, an apology is offered by the offending ego butt, it should be immediately accepted. If the person has not already been called an ego butt by you before the apology, do not then call him an ego butt. If there is no apology offered by the ego buttt, then his status may be upgraded to ego idiot (one step up from ego butt). Because of the personality issues with these types of people, proceed with caution. Thumper reminded us if we have nothing nice to say then we should say nothing at all; at least in the heat of the moment. Save the name calling for when you can both laugh about it. If no such time presents itself, or you are sure the offender will never laugh about it and most probably try to harm you physically, socially, in the work arena, etc, use the term liberally in your mind only. It, its meaning and the offender will still exist and you will remain unharmed and anonymous. Caution: whatsoever is in your heart/mind can inadvertently pop out. Enjoy wallowing in the word only occasionally and in moderation as is deemed necessary.

Offender: what I said to you was not me treating you like a child and you can just accept that. We'll have no more to say about it, because I said so. Oh - sorry - I shouldn't have said that.
Non-0ffender: thank you for the apology.

Offender: Don't you tell me anything about what I just said and you can just accept that. 😠
Non-offender: don't be an ego butt.
Offender: Bark Bark!! Woof Woof !!
Non-offender: Here's where you either say it or think it, your discretion.

ego butt by Kitchensink September 17, 2013

ego shot 

When an action takes a jab at your ego.

"She never text me me back, what an ego shot!"

ego shot by 3ife October 16, 2015

Ego-namer 

Someone who puts their own name into Urban Dictionary just so that they can make up things about their genitalia size, good personality, etc. Judging by this,you can assume that everything in their posts are completely false. They are also commonly associated with Down Syndrome.

Gilbert:hey look at my definition for my name in urban dictionary that i definitely didnt write
Samantha:fucking ego-namer
Samantha:*leaves and never comes back*
Gilbert:is it because i have down syndrome?

Ego-namer by gearworks July 3, 2018

ego blasting 

Convincing someone to do something via preemptively saying you will best them. Thus making there ego make them do it to beat you.

"Yo, you dont even have to play I know I'd already beat you in for honor."

"Bro, i would beat you idk what you mean, but I'm not gonna let you keep ego blasting me into doing it, goodnight."

ego blasting by COOLKIDXD118 November 20, 2018

ego-boobst

What guy feels anytime an attractive gal --- especially a "new" chick whom he's only recently met --- willingly allows him to touch her "treasure chest", especially if said "treasures" are fairly shapely/bountiful. The theory, of course, is that such delightful "personal objects" are extra-desirable and thus are surely being actively sought after by many tongue-lolling males, and so the guy figures that he must be extra-special and valued in the buxom chick's eyes if she lets him fondle her fun-pillows, since conceivably she would not allow just anyone access to them.

I was kind and gentle to an attractive plumpish lady on a bicycle whom I met while I was also out cycling, and within an hour or two we were back at her place and she was stretched out on her bed stark-naked and letting me give her a full-body massage... what an awesome ego-boobst!

ego-boobst by QuacksO March 18, 2019

Ego masturbation 

When you lack confidence and need some stroking to make it stronger, better

Ego masturbation is giving yourself praise when you actually suck so bad at it.

Ego masturbation by Onezeen August 6, 2019

Ego-Tripsical 

Someone who builds up an ego from using psycadelics e.g:

Billy has been taking acid for the past few months, And so thinks he is better than others or that he has some sort of powers that others do not

"just because you take acid doesn't mean you're better than me, you're an ego-tripsical prick."

Ego-Tripsical by YaBoiHummus August 26, 2020