retarded eagle

the sexual act of 5 males and 1 female. one of the males penetrates the anus, one does the vagina, one goes in the mouth and the other to get handjobs thus making the female look like a retarded eagle.

there were 5 of us guys and 1 chik so we forced her to perform a retarded eagle

by l1llll1l1l1l1l1l11 March 13, 2009

Desert eagle

A handgun origionally made in Israel, by IMI (who are also the makers of the Galil and Uzi). It is gas-operated, and comes in .357, .44, and .50 calibers. Even more powerful against living targets when loaded with hollow-point bullets, which expand when they hit the flesh, easily ahnialating the back of one's head if shot in the face.

Also, pre-pubescent assholes think that the Desert Eagle is an easy to hold weapon that gives next-to-nothing recoil (read: counter strike). However, the moment you hand them a Desert Eagle at a shooting range and they shoot just one bullet off they'll probably: A) Break their wrists from the recoil. -or- B) Break most of their face because they were holding the gun about as lightly as one would hold a BB/Pellet pistol.

Capacities:
.50 Caliber - 7 Rounds
.44 Caliber - 8 Rounds
.357 Caliber - 9 Rounds
...and for all you people who don't know what the hell caliber is, it's the diameter of the bullet. More caliber = more gunpowder = more power.

by Xiile May 8, 2004

Sweaty Earl

When a guy masturbates into a sock belonging to someone else, then puts it back in the drawer for them to put on shortly thereafter.

While my girlfriend was in the shower this morning, I gave her a sweaty earl. The best part was, she was running so late, she didn't have time to change socks.

by WalterFeegis December 18, 2010

bald eagle diver

The art of going down(oral sex) on a woman who has no pubic hair.

A Bald eagle diver is an evolution of the muff diver.TIll this day a very important part of a womens needs. So remember to pratice this old and very fine art.

by Christian L. July 26, 2006

Giant Eagle

A large grocery store chain found mostly in Western Pennsylvania, that lays claim to other businesses such as "Market District", "Iggle Video" and "GetGo". Most often they are 24 hour grocery stores that are often known to over charge for their products, despite the fact that they give discounts on gas for every $50 you spend in their stores.

Hey man, I'm going to Giant Eagle, need anything?

by ZeeKitty December 17, 2007

Earley

Earley is named after the great Jarrod Earley, pioneer of our times. To do an Earley means to faint or pass out in order to get yourself out of a tricky situation, most commonly an exam, but could be any random situation

Jessam: Damn, how gay was that Maths Methods exam? I completed only 58.07% of the questions and spent 13.91% of my time drawing pictures of gender-specific houses!
Jordy: Geez girl I know! I was seriously considering doing an Earley to get myself out of there!
Jessam: I feel you. Maths Party at mine?
Jordy: Fer Sure

by Jzm August 4, 2007

Earl the Chew Gnome

When you buy a tin of dip and there is a bit of chew missing, it is Earl the chew gnome who took it. Earl the Chew Gnome works at the chew factory and likes to toss a chew from the tins. For some reason Earl likes citrus the most, he takes the fattest bombs from that flavour. Pussy Pouches users have nothing to worry about seeing as Earl does not toss pouches.

Beauty opens up a tinner and notices earl the chew gnome has struck!
Beauty #1 - "ahh man earl got me good, he seems to be tossing bigger ones out of these new mint tins"
Beauty #2 - "yea bro, earls pocket has been growing, hes getting greasy"

by casualskoal May 18, 2011