You ok?
I am now.
We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!
I am now.
We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!
by YAWA April 21, 2021
The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.
Bro 1:
I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.
Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.
I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.
Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
When an individual has a one night stand and wakes up before his partner, shits in a basket, and places it on the pillow next to her.
(if no basket is available a large bowl will suffice!)
(if no basket is available a large bowl will suffice!)
That chick I went home with last night didn't give me head so I pulled a Swedish Easter Bunny on her in the morning!
by Joe823y December 05, 2007
Dick: "Hey Rob, did you see that eye candy across the street? She's hot!"
Rob: "Naw man, she's just a chocolate easter bunny."
Dick: "Word."
Rob: "Naw man, she's just a chocolate easter bunny."
Dick: "Word."
by Vamosi Crew March 28, 2011
by JeromeHepintide July 26, 2016
When a person places fecal matter between the mattress and box spring. Thus resulting in a special surprise upon discovery. Common joke between eastern European males between the ages of 17 and 22.
"I just left a Russian easter egg in his bedroom!"
"She is going to be pissed when that Russian easter egg does not scrub out of the mattress."
"She is going to be pissed when that Russian easter egg does not scrub out of the mattress."
by Firedude1980 October 12, 2014
i have a peep addiction and my mom says its ruining my life but my grandma won't stop buying them for me because its Easter time and they are everywhere
by isaidimnotwaluigibutilied February 26, 2019