Eastern Shore Sober

Living on the Eastern Shore of Maryland living life all while being a fully functional alcoholic. But hey we don't do drugs (weed is not a drug ).

Having some cocktails at night. Waking up going in and working hard. Repeat until the weekend where you continue to day drink.

1) Nah man I am still Eastern Shore Sober. I only had 10 , tenies(10 oz bud lights found only in MD) so I am good to go for a country ride.

by gigiti April 1, 2021

Middle-Eastern Shit Festival

1. A poorly organized event
2. Anything that does not go according to plan for the worse

The food was cold and the DJ showed up an hour late; prom was a middle-eastern shit festival

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Happy Easter!

Happy Easter!

Happy Easter!

by I love Post Malone! April 12, 2020

Wren Easler

born in lafayette

wren easler was born in lafayette.

by aliceisannoying August 31, 2021

i love Easter

i have a peep addiction and my mom says its ruining my life but my grandma won't stop buying them for me because its Easter time and they are everywhere

*tears in my eyes and colorful sugar on my face* man i love Easter

by isaidimnotwaluigibutilied February 25, 2019

The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019

A war that took place between two sisters, age 9 and 14. It happened while their mother was at work, and uncle was on the back patio. This is why you should never leave us kids alone in the house. Needless to say, there was a large mess afterwards, and they did not clean up as well as they thought they did, as today, Wednesday, May 15th, 2019, they discovered the leftover missiles (jelly beans) under the couch and in the cushions. Their mom only found out today, when the 14 year old opened her mouth and spilled the beans about the war that even their uncle knew nothing about.

~The fourteen year old
ps- I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut when it comes to things that can potentially get me in trouble...

The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019 was a brutal war with many casualties.

by FlowerPetal0720 May 15, 2019

Easter

When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any, you give up until next year, when you find all the old ones and none of the new ones. Little people believe that a magical rabbit delivers these too you.

Child: Last night, on Easter, my parents told me a magical bunny broke into our house and left a bunch of eggs for me to find. I didn't find a damn thing!

Next year: It happened again! But that furry bastard gave me a bunch of stale ass candy!

by DC334 November 25, 2009