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seven dwarfs mine train

An Anal Blitzkrieg involving seven midgets and an apple
I took the the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train last night.
by GrumpyDoc69 April 13, 2014
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Dwarf

Kaylum shaw is a dwarf
by immaBLT December 4, 2018
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Dwarfs

The most amazing species to ever exist. They are very strong and loyal. The Dwafs are often overlooked but they are the pinnacle of fantasy. Many people love the Elves but they do not deserve it. The dwarfs work tirelessly for countless hours while the Elves frolic about being idiots. The Dwarfs will never be as weak as the Elves. The Dwarfs are just naturally superior to them.
The Dwarfs are amazing!
The Dwarfs are better than Elves!
by Dwarfs April 25, 2023
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Bearded Sex Dwarf

A rough, tough, rambunctious, short, and hairy penis
Jenny was getting quite horny, so I decided to whip out my bearded sex dwarf
by CRITABABE July 12, 2015
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Dwarf

Short guys with small dicks; mostly drive white single cab fords
Did you see that dwarf joe driving to the Ford dealership
by Fordsuckschevyiswaycooler November 18, 2020
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Dwarf nugget

A nickname given to a short friend, the other friend usually has the nickname 'Dwarf nugget Jr'
Someone who has the nickname 'Dwarf nugget' is most likely below the height of "5'3"
A dwarf nugget is somewhat kind and fairly rude to their friends. They love to mess around with you and try to give you a good laugh. They are a bit insecure and shy, but are usually willing to do embarrassing things when with their friends. They are also very fucking stupid. They are the stupidest species on the planet earth, and are often tricked to do hilarious and dirty things not realizing it until they already did it.
"Oh, hey dwarf nugget whatcha doin?"
"Eh nothing much dwarf nugget jr, just trying a new food combination"
"Oh?"
"Yea, I call it the cheesy pickle pizza"
"What is it?"
"A pizza with crust stuffed with cheese and pickles."
"That uhh, uhm... Yea that's definitely interesting.."
by PicklesAreVeryYummy February 15, 2024
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Dwarf Rolled

To be Rick Rolled by a friend or acquaintance who also happens to be shorter than the average human.
Brett laughed as he Rick Rolled his old workmates, but they were laughing that they'd been Dwarf Rolled instead.
by Elf lore October 3, 2012
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