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Dress T shirt

Oxymoron. This is as feasible as a time machine. A T shirt is exactly what it states.

The only shirt that may pass as a dress T shirt is a tuxedo T shirt, as Jesus wears these sometimes when he parties. If someone is at a funeral, wedding, work (where business casual wear is required), church…etc…
These are places where someone might try to pass of a T-Shirt as Dressy. Please correct them immediately in there moments of idiocy and inform them and everyone around that their attire is completely inappropriate.
Someone showed up to my wedding in a T shirt and tried to tell me it was a Dress T Shirt, security removed them from the premises.
by Wow's41 September 25, 2010
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dress the part

to look suitable for a particular situation
He's meeting a state official later so he can't stay in his jeans - he has to dress the part.
by britazzling September 15, 2014
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does not spark joy

A phrase for expressing dissatisfaction with or contempt for literally anything in a manner and style consistent with Marie Kondo.
Dude, where did you get this whiskey? It does not spark joy. I can feel my gastric lining deteriorating.
by AdenosinePush March 28, 2019
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doesfetted

A word that can be used in any situation. It can mean what you want it to mean. Also mainly we use it as retarded, but it’s ok.
Mia and Aleena: “Jayson you’re so fucking doesfetted”

Jayson: “ How the fuck am I doesfetted

Mia: “Jayson why are you doing that. That’s fucking doesfetted.”
Jayson: “Stfu”

Aleena: “Jayson you’re a doesfetted person.”
Jayson: “You’re doesfetted.”
by m.649.slvmpd October 18, 2019
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Dresscrimination

The act of having a specific preference for ranch dressings handed out at wing places over store bought ranch.
Friend 1: you don't like ranch?!
Friend 2: I like ranch that wing places have, like Wing Stop ranch.
Friend 1: wow, that's dresscrimination
by midgetmegamind April 21, 2020
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dorestoned

A word used to describe the illegal ravers in the quaint little village of Dorestone in Herefordshire, typically from outside of Herefordshire. These young twockers usually end up getting lost before they get to their destination in some boring field and wind up the locals with their racing and blatant disregard for the locals, waking up the entire fucking valley and leaving a load of rubbish.
These dorestoned folk are really winding me up!
by Mike Oxlong :) April 4, 2021
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Soft-dressing

A soft-core version of cross-dressing, where a person adds a couple of feminine/masculine items to their outfit to create a semi-androgynous appearance
Is... is Bobby wearing women's lingerie?? I think I can see it creeping out of his backside!" "Yes. He's into soft-dressing didn't y'know.
by FuturePoet September 12, 2010
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