The act of fucking up, or making a moderately huge mistake.
Origin: Accidentally letting the tea bag dissolve itself in your tea and drinking it afterwards without realizing it
Origin: Accidentally letting the tea bag dissolve itself in your tea and drinking it afterwards without realizing it
Person1 : "You were really drunk last night.. you puked in my shoe!"
Person2 : "You serious? I don't remember shit, dude..."
Person1 : "Yeah, you really drank the bag, dude!"
Person2 : "Shut up about me drinking the bag, dude!!"
Person2 : "You serious? I don't remember shit, dude..."
Person1 : "Yeah, you really drank the bag, dude!"
Person2 : "Shut up about me drinking the bag, dude!!"
by iamllama89 June 8, 2009

1. (descriptive noun) A drink that is abandoned on purpose. Originates from those at parties who get a drink to fit in with the crowd but truly do not want to drink, leading to placing the drink in a convenient location where it cannot be identified with its original owner, thus giving others the impression that the original owner drank it already and is thus partying like the rest of the crowd.
2. (verb) "to orphan". The act of abandoning the drink.
2. (verb) "to orphan". The act of abandoning the drink.
1. Jash: "Dude, someone left a glass of scotch on the counter!"
Jon: "Oh that was Sandpit. If you pour him something, consider it an orphaned drink."
2. Joe: "That guy keeps getting drinks without finishing his old ones!"
Jon: "Yeah, he likes to orphan his drinks."
Jon: "Oh that was Sandpit. If you pour him something, consider it an orphaned drink."
2. Joe: "That guy keeps getting drinks without finishing his old ones!"
Jon: "Yeah, he likes to orphan his drinks."
by ndestruktx December 16, 2011

When you go to the bathroom at a bar and drink all of the half drank drinks that were left from random people that you find in the bathroom. You do this because they are free and mysterious, and it is guaranteed to get you more drunk.
I'm so drunk, I just had some bathroom drinks. I think one was a vodka tonic and the other might have been a long island ice tea, but who really knows.
by mysisterisamess January 9, 2011

When a person at the bar prevents you from ordering a drink for you or a woman you're buying a drink forbecause they are acting like a jackass.
I was at the bar and asked a person if i could get in to order a drink and they wouldn't move therefore he was drink blocking me.
by meatshield01 September 11, 2010

by applestrudelman April 9, 2019

A higher tier of drinking buddy. Promote your best drinking buddies to this status when they have singlehandedly cleaned up after everyone, carried you, kept with you through absurd benders, offered to be your wingman, covered your tab, gotten you out of serious jams with the police, et cetera. You can also promote just to distinguish the few good pals from the other 95% of douche bags that you end up drinking with. Use at your own discretion.
You: Man you were clutch last night. Thanks for being my wingman and taking care of my beers. I knight thee, drinking ALLY!
Ally: I'm honored. So, when do we drink again?
Ally: I'm honored. So, when do we drink again?
by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008

A brilliant drinking game, in which a player chooses a card from a deck...if the card is not a 6 or an 8, then he/she must take a shot. If the player draws a 6 or an 8 then everyone else must take double shots.
by The Jaeger January 7, 2009
